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Happy holidays! I'm gonna give away some copies of Kids These Days. To enter... just reply to this saying you want one.

"Time for a reappraisal of Edison-bulb restaurant aesthetics," said Lagerfeld. Kanye chuckled. "Yes, and Third Eye Blind." The orb glowed.

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"Al...Stir," Johnny Depp repeated, "that's how you say Aleister Crowley? But... I've pronounced it wrong for 45 years!" James Franco nodded.

Assange held up the toast. "This is Marmite, not Vegemite," he told the waitress. His eyes narrowed."Who put you up to this? Eric Schmidt?"

"What?" Rick Owens looked up. The intern grimaced. "Legal says we can't call the new diffusion line FDRKRS." "Why not?" "Fuddruckers."

Drake sighed. "Well," he replied, "I had to admit I didn't know what 'getting sonned' meant. It was a very difficult moment, personally."

Zuckerberg curled his lip. "No, I'd say Foursquare is more on the order of, like, the Dean Blunt of MoMAs." He chuckled at his own joke.

"No," said Diddy, "we called it Ready To Die cuz Big had just signed his living will, power of attorney, and fiduciary trust documents."

Zuckerberg smiled. "I do glutes and abs," he replied, "a lot of pikes, no-handed push-ups. It's called The Adult Video Performer Program."

Zuckerberg paused. "That's a good question. A Holy Grail?" He was quiet a moment. "Probably a way of accurately identifying drunken posts."

"Donjohnson & Dragons. Heard of it?" "Yes I'm the fuckin DM"

Zuckerberg smiled. "Amateur vajazzle," he replied.