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Just caught myself singing the spice girls while doing random housework

@AlboIsPM This honestly sounds like satire

I really should use this thing more often but meh

Two days left before we go live, feels surreal. See u soon, Melbourne 🪲 Final tickets: goldenfeatures.com/tour

I just wrote a review on Ecosa Bamboo Bedding yotpo.com/go/fzjBLmep via @yotpo

𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐑𝐄 25/8 PRE SAVE NOW! @PinnacleSays

Such a sexy Man-beast instagram.com/p/CFYP8sqlx9I/…

@PokemonGoApp #charmander

Practice vote: If the #PokemonGOCommunityDay poll were happening today, which Pokémon would you vote for?

Kick off from 4pm today 🔥last minute tickets still available 🍺🥃

Can we open again soon 🥺

It's been a while 😅 Stoked to be back at a club again especially with such a good group of guys ❤️

Bethany: I've never seen "The Color Purple" Me (colour blind) : neither have I 🤷🏼‍♂️

When all this covid stuff is finished all my mates are gonna cop a nice crisp hug #fuckcovid

Someone left the milk out at work since Friday. My coffee has the consistency of cottage cheese and I'm on my third trip to the loo 😐

With all the clubs being closed I think my kidneys are regenerating 🤔

David Attenborough sounds like winnie the pooh with a degree 🤔

The only things on the news at the moment Coronavirus MAFS Just pick one disease guys

Me

Me: In the elevator Lady: walks in holding a stack of clocks Me: "anyone got the time?" #truestory