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@PardonMyTake MORE MOTHERFUCKING BOBO

@PFTCommenter Dan Snyder era loss. Worst game under Quinn. We're back to mediocrity. I'm sad.

Might get this as my tattoo

@HuntPalmer88 yank that Root. #gotigahs

Clete Blakeman has the stiffest grip around Jerry's shriveled dink. #WASvsDAL

@Hayesfawcett3 @on3 @9Stakk @OleMissFB @Lane_Kiffin @_kbolden Once upon a time, there was an overrated scumbag named Juice Wells. He left a place that embraced his lack of talent and let him flourish for a piece of ratshit program ran by a pervert in a visor.

BREAKING: Grambling transfer LB Andrew Jones has flipped from South Carolina to Ole Miss, he tells @on3 The 6’2 225 LB totaled 122 Tackles, 3 Sacks, 20 TFL & 1 FF this season Was named SWAC Co-DPOY & SWAC All-American 1 year of eligibility left on3.com/transfer-porta…

@RamsNFL @emmanuelforbes7 Commanders fan here. I'd like to extend my deepest condolences to the city of Los Angeles for the loss of your defense. Rest in peace Rams defense. This guy STINKS like the chubby kid in gym class

First practice for @EmmanuelForbes7! 👀

I love Dan Quinn I love Adam Peters I love Jaygoat

@BarstoolBigCat I've asked @BlooperBraves about you three times today. Why does he keep grabbing his stomach?

@BarstoolBigCat sick to my stomach.

@badbeatSVP sick to my stomach. Just chucked my phone onto a charger.

@PFTCommenter where we tailgating Cap'n?

Live betting drives is like day trading football

@BarstoolBigCat People are calling this the Monday night miracle. $500 Live bet on Eagles to cross the 50 yard line (8th drive). Eagles move the ball to TB 41. Interception on the 1. $20 Live bet on Method of 6th score Any other +4000 Eagles safety. #MNF

@ChickfilA you call this a "large fry"? I've had it with you guys... I'm going to @Popeyes

@AmericanAir never had a worse experience in my life

@PardonMyTake 65 Seamhead.

We have one (1) open spot in the PMT Fantasy Baseball League. If you are interested, pick a number 1-100 (except 3 and 45) and why you belong in our league. Winner to be decided via lottery ball drawing.

🍻DISASTER IN DC!🍻 Billy falls to 0-2 in Chug Off’s after AWL Matt from Frederick, MD takes him down. @PremierLacrosse

The Phillies making the World Series is.... poetic in a sense.... I like poetry. A lot. On a scale of Ice JJ Fish to Kendrick... Where do these bars fall? It's time #Phillies fans. Game time. #WorldSeries

Asking only the important questions

I might be late to this but Justin Fields really looks like a salamander