prism

@sootdeer_ where🤤

omg piss 🤤

top 10 worst podcasts

the concept of asking someone to be on your podcast and then talking over them a lot + staring blankly at the screen whenever they make a joke + asking them about things they obviously wouldn't wanna talk about is SLIGHTLY odd no matter who it is i think

didnt break any bones!

moe wilbur with a gun

i fell off my horse i think i broke my wrist lol

i dont like people being mean to me:( even if i know theyre being stupid and annoying and in the wrong and just a whiny spoiled mf but i still dont like it!

i like my world to be jolly, thank yoummy

guy who yaps: hello!

i mean i do want affection and i want a serious relationship but i dont want it to be sooo romantic. but i want it to be cute, is there a difference? i am sure there is.

i just like yapping about my life its not that i cant feel romantic attraction! now have i felt any recently? no but i do want a relationship but i want a different kind of relationship:/ i mean give me a qpr and i take it but no bf and bf because i dont like it

im going to wash my hair /washes hahah so funny loooord im so funny

i just really like removing the first letter from words that end in ummy/unny (like tummy and bunny) hit the subscribe button and stay to see why!

unny

its not an ahegao hoodie its a work of art

the possibly-forgotten trauma: hi

sometimes im a bitch so that when people hurt me i get angry instead of sad

@asthmaburrow omg yes. genius. we are the future of problematictwt

@fallenshelves they do!!! and u should have to put ur most problematic interests in one of the boxes so that u can get the weird ones but not the weird-illegal-things ones

hypothetically where does one find friends weird friends

@asthmaburrow the lurkers.. everywhere i ran out of online spaces💔💔its so hard, they have to drop the ultimate matchmaking total weirdo app

@fallenshelves college!1! and online,,, and sometimes u jsut get super lucky,, my best friend is a total freak and i found it in yoga class so they couold be lurking anywhere really

dude i cant stop jerking off