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@always444u 😂😂

When it's 4am and your friends making more plans

when someone gets a little too close to bae

Me: why is my water bill always so high? Me in shower:

Me: “I’m so done with him” Him: hey Me:

@23luvr but my Onlyfans is free👀💋

Me after I finally decide what to watch on Netflix

“I know imma be sleep as soon as I make it to the crib” Me as soon as I get home:

If y’all have never squirted, I feel so sorry for you 😂 IT IS THE MAN, it is not you!!

me after i encourage my friends to shoot their shot but they get left on read

When you’re soft but you’ve had enough

plans: *cancelled* me:

my friend & I laughing at a joke that only we understand

Nobody: Me & my friends telling jokes:

Friends: "Be ready at 7:30" Me at 7:30:

When someone asks me if I'm a dog or cat person me:

@meg4yo It's funny because a peacemaker is also a fire arm🫱🏼‍🫲🏽

“Be his peace” Me

@meg4yo She seen they was damn near on top each other n still walked up😂

when someone gets a little too close to bae