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@familiar82

Katılım Temmuz 2014
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@GonzaaaaaaL @VDZSCP taça da liga do basket. meu deus o que um clube vos faz
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Há Taça da Liga no Basket btw, jogamos hoje a final com o Benfica. Mas duvido que ganhemos essa, eles são melhores Em relação às outras, “fácil” (com as devidas aspas) diria apenas o Campeonato de Volei e as Taças de Andebol e Futebol. Aliás até digo que acho mais provável ganharmos outra Champions de Futsal do que sermos Campeões Nacionais esta época. E no Hóquei duvido muito que ganhemos mais alguma coisa.
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@gajodagabardine Marselha é um nojo. cheiro a ganza, mijo, lixo por todo o lado, etc.
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@MrBeast humanity iq is still very low as you can see here. sad. someone could have won 1M but 331999 idiots dont know how to read
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MrBeast@MrBeast·
If this tweet has exactly 1 like in 24 hours I’ll give that person $1,000,000
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@theumilk99 mano, futebol é tipo droga. nao ha rehab possivel, volta a jogar nem que seja 5x5 com amigos. Eu voltei ha 2 meses e agora não paro até rebentar os 2 joelhos eventualmente aos 40
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Sinto que tou a ter uma crise de adulto porque não vos consigo explicar a vontade insana que tenho tido, do nada, de jogar futebol. Todos os dias da me uma vontade insana de ir dar uns toques. Isto veio por razão nenhuma e está me a consumir
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@CurtaVermelha final do mundial do Qatar, nothing beats that
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Coluna Vermelha@CurtaVermelha·
É bastante provável que estejamos a viver a Golden Age do Futebol. Nos últimos anos temos tido vários jogos que entram na categoria dos melhores de sempre. Hoje foi mais um.
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@atadeia em caso de empate nos campeonatos ucl etc. ambas as equipas deviam somar 0 pontos. Devia-se começar por ai...
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António Tadeia@atadeia·
Se não for uma destas duas equipas a ganhar a Champions (e acredito que não seja) temos de pensar em mudar as regras desta coisa do futebol.
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@notfrvnk ha malta que vai a certos restaurantes e paga para devolver o tabuleiro no fim. nao sei o que sera pior
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@CurtaVermelha @ShadowsNGB a minha felicidade foi tanta que nem festejei a vitória. vao ser 3 proximos anos bem duros, preparem-se para
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Coluna Vermelha@CurtaVermelha·
@ShadowsNGB feliz pela vitória? bastante. fazer desta vitória mais do que ela é? nem por isso.
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ShadowsNGB@ShadowsNGB·
Como é possível termos entre nós gente que não ficou feliz com a vitória no Derby? Está tudo doido, só pode.
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@diogomlbernardo mano, para a proxima mete a bola la dentro e assim já nao tens de chorar...
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Diogo Bernardo 🇳🇬@diogomlbernardo·
Nós não sabemos se o Trincão ou o Hjulmand disputariam a bola. Não sabemos PORQUE o jogador que invadiu a área cortou a bola. LOGO, interferiu na jogada. Não é lance passível de interpretação.
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@_fels1 Tbh I didnt hate Arsenal before. But now after watching their shitty football i just want them to lose eveything this season. Same feelings towards Tottenham, for eliminating Ajax
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Ja Loka@_fels1·
Why is Arsenal disliked this much? You can't make this up. Manchester City scores and ALL Manchester United, City, Liverpool, Chelsea, and even Watford fans are up in jubilation.
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猫パンダ@pika_nekopanda·
海外ニキへ質問です。 日本の有名人と言ったら最初に誰を思い浮かべますか?
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@paul_c_watson 5aside is so frustrating if your teammates cant do shit. Ive been playing 5x5 often with randoms and omg there are people out there with 0 football iq. I can understand if you dont know how to use a ball, but at least run back or do simple passes. they suck yet they do 1x1's lmao
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Paul Watson@paul_c_watson·
A Portuguese guy turned up to our very English-style five-a-side. Week 1 he's unflappable, picking off pinpoint passes, barely broke sweat. Last night, Week 5 he hoofed a clearance out of the courts and yelled 'fuck's sake, lads'. So proud he's embraced our football culture.
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@lumimustapha @mufcsince83 @paul_c_watson its just in case the new guy doesnt know how to kick a ball or have it on possession so he doesnt lose it. so he just stays there until he can pass the ball
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Lumi Mustapha, Esq.@lumimustapha·
@mufcsince83 @paul_c_watson Indeed it seemed their thing was that if they don’t know you (or your ability), safest place to put you was up front. Makes sense when you think about it, Funny thing is, in almost any park-game in UK, if you ask a newcomer their position, they’ll almost always say ‘striker’ lol
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@CurtaVermelha Por cá parece que nem claque temos.
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Coluna Vermelha@CurtaVermelha·
O PSG tinha tudo para ser um clube de plástico mas tem um dos melhores ambientes da Europa, pelo menos entre clubes deste nível. E as centrais é só turistas ou camarotes. Tem um speaker que activa bem o Estádio. E a claque ocupa uma bancada inteira e dá um ambiente espetacular.
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Não consigo parar de pensar que existem pessoas que não mudam os lençóis de semana em semana
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@dylan_tweet_ @miguelgbandeira Its portuguese economy 101 tbh. it happens so often. people scam other people easily. my last landlord drives a 70k mercedes benz yet didnt give me back 300€ from the deposit
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Dylan Führi@dylan_tweet_·
This is common though. I had a bolt driver scheduled to take me to the airport, 30 minutes before he was supposed to pick me up he cancelled saying it’s not worth it and that if I paid him the same amount as what I would pay bolt, he would do it. I basically had no choice but to accept as I had a flight to catch
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Miguel 🇵🇹@miguelgbandeira·
i'm the only portuguese in my coworking and i'm always the first one to arrive but honestly, i get it: if i was earning a portuguese salary i probably wouldn't care about work either you don't get paid nearly enough to deal with all that shit
@levelsio@levelsio

🇵🇹 If you have ever dealt with any Portuguese business (and I have with many in my 5 years here) you know why Portuguese in Portugal simply do not care about work, some foreigners find that refreshing, but it results in a country where you can't find anyone to do work because nobody wants to work And when they do work, the work is generally bad, like imagine stepping into a time machine back to 1970s bad, they also can't follow the spec you agreed upon beforehand, and then when it's 60% done they disappear and ghost you When we did home renovatiom, you hire ppl, they arrive late at 9am (you agreed 8am), they then drive away to get materials, come back 11am, do actual work for an hour, then at 12noon announce they go for lunch, come back around 2.30pm, walk around a bit, do some work, and then leave early at 4pm It's not just construction workers, it's almost every interaction you have here with a Portuguese business, the quality is just low, the service non-existent or customer-hostile, and it's not the language, I speak fluent Portuguese, I'm respectful and friendly which is why I never ever had this amount of issues elsewhere in the world And I know it's not just my experience, it's everyone I know here, even Portuguese complain about Portuguese! It's not completely their fault though, the hostile tax system for both people and businesses literally gives you an incentive to never ever scale your business beyond I believe around €150,000/year, because you end up in a completely different category and tax tier that decimates you with more taxes and more bookkeeping So every business tries to stay small, and doesn't want more customers (how many times have I walked into a Portuguese cafe or shop and the staff or owner *sighed* "not another customer") Add decades of socialist governments that hand out free money to 50% of the country (and even the right wing parties here are socialist btw, they have to be or they don't get votes) and you don't have any incentive to work left Why work when you don't need to work? The majority of the young smart Portuguese people with actual ambitions understandably move elsewhere, because if there's no incentive to grow a business, there's also no jobs for them, and the whole thing becomes a vicious cycle of increasing poverty Which is why I said Portuguese in Portugal at the beginning of this tweet, because Portuguese outside of Portugal are ambitious, want to work, want to improve their lives! Bringing in lots of foreigners like me by the government as a way to pump money into the system, we spend a lot and it pays for the welfare, healthcare and retirements of Portuguese now, but it's not a structural solution (and we also instantly became the scapegoat for the government's decades of mismanagement) It'd be relatively easy to fix this though if people in Portugal would put on their thinking hat: 💡 Make Portugal a great place to start and run a business, model yourself after Singapore but with extremely low taxes (maybe 5-10%) for companies/startups and make it easy for them to hire (and fire) people, the money you lose in taxes you will get back in increased economic activity over time (but it will hurt for a little bit) Because even the foreigners who move here and start businesses get caught up in the reverse incentive spiral of Portugal: Why even work?

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@HeyItzaMi @miguelgbandeira i swear, so frustrating. you are trying to do things the right way but your friend who's a barber is making 3x because he doesn't declare 80% of his revenue... just an example in the middle of so many examples in portugal.
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Rui Sousa@heyitzami·
@miguelgbandeira i'm sad because that's true if i work hard but then i se that everybody around me is not pushing the same way or with the same intensity but still getting paid, what's the point?
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@miguelgbandeira @dylan_tweet_ its all about the money. Some years ago like 2019 uber wasnt fully available in rural areas in Portugal so id have to tell the driver that id pay him extra under the table if he didnt cancel my trip which was like 30km away from where he was operating...
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Miguel 🇵🇹@miguelgbandeira·
@dylan_tweet_ yap, that's pretty much it. and then the ones who are willing to do the work are fully booked which, again, makes it hard for you to find people who can do the work ahahah
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@CurtaVermelha O JR que posição é que jogava na formação?Eu nunca percebi em que posição é que joga ou devia jogar. Acho que tem qualidade e mentalidade mas nao consigo perceber que onde devia jogar... extremo nao tem pace, 2º avançado obriga-o a estar de costas para a balzia, só se for PL (?)
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Coluna Vermelha@CurtaVermelha·
Federico Coletta, il capitano 🇮🇹 Um dos problemas de ter o João Rego a jogar na equipa B pela terceira época consecutiva é que não só o João Rego já não evolui, como depois temos o Gonçalo Moreira, o Eduardo Fernandes e o Coletta a jogar menos tempo neste patamar do que já poderiam jogar.
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@LuisCoelho51 E são todos, com o devido respeito, velhos. o trio de ataque é o mesmo ha 1000 anos e numa estação publica devia ser obrigatorio haver mais caras novas especialmente malta mais nova para dar oportunidades. ja nem digo nos outros canais tipo cmtv e afins.
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Luis Pinto Coelho@LuisCoelho51·
E, apesar de uns belos estúdios em Matosinhos, todos os comentadores de desporto vivem na área metropolitana de Lisboa. Sintomático do Centralismo.
Vasco Correia@correiadosul

A @SICNoticias há uns anos foi pioneira em acabar com os programas de adeptos pra combater o chavascal televisivo q existia. A ideia era boa. Mas o que fizeram foi só retirar os adeptos do Porto desses programas. E assim não acabaram com o chavascal. Acabaram com o contraditório.

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