Jess

Someone gave me a crystal to heal a problem I don't have and now my problem is that I know someone who gave me a crystal to solve a problem.

Find me there, I’ll be just as funny

If someone with felonies can be President, those with felonies should be able to vote, to secure housing, employment, and student loans.

I want all the unapologetically anti-christofascist horror fans on my feed if I’m still on this platform. Where you at?

@JanyNicole Fucking lunacy

Are you fucking kidding me

And white women, but that's not as punchy

I will never stop making art about how dangerous men are.

@TheCameronRice Someone drag her to hell

What if just once daylight saved itself?

HAPPY DRAGON AGE VEILGUARD DAY

My kingdom for a raven friend

Update: the most boring person you’ve ever met is in their “villain era 😈”

russell brand is by far the most embarrassing person i’ve slept with, which is saying a lot cause i’ve also slept with someone that hosted a witcher role playing table top game podcast.

@TheCameronRice We shot our last short there!! Haha LA world.

@MissAmethysa Share the recipe plz? 🤲

I’ve learned to make my own pumpkin spice chai latte and now i’m unstoppable

Ded

I'm not trying to be that mean but who is White Lotus FOR?

Actually I'm sorry, this is Lady Gaga 2009 "Paparazzi" erasure and I'll not stand for my own joke.

So crazy that Chappell Roan invented the VMAs