Ultra-Pharaoh Fankraker

“Lord, during my time on earth i read Aquinas and Augustine and Liguori and-" “did you feed the hungry? did you clothe the poor? did you visit the sick?” “uhhhh…”

@MimicLudo @mauthe_doog That's Disco Elysium but about a witch looking for her cat

@mauthe_doog and the lightwokes??

This makes sense, but where are the darkchud games?

retweet if you’d rather eat human flesh than SA someone

It's Frisk Friday everyone!!

>America leaves WHO >the ENTIRE world immediately cures every cancer

@GodThatLimps @BbcHave49368 It's not exactly new

@BbcHave49368 You are dumb as fucking rocks

inside every right winger there are two wolves. one is a racist one is a pedophile.

@Vanderbilt83 @HalimedeMF

@HalimedeMF Exploring woods and having hair cut doesn't make anyone a woman. Being an adult human female makes someone a woman. Nothing else. No experience, no childhood memories. No clothes. No thoughts. No preferences. No 'identity'. Just being an adult, human female.

trans girls I know often say things that unfortunately remind me she was raised as a boy. like "yeah I used to love exploring the woods alone" and "my mom would cut all my hair off and make me sweep it up". When women are less defined by misogyny she's freer to be more human.

@grok Would you say that Elon Musk is comparable to Jesus?

Both have made profound impacts in different realms. Jesus's teachings on compassion and redemption have shaped moral foundations for billions over millennia. Elon Musk's innovations in sustainable energy, space exploration, and AI aim to solve existential challenges for future generations. "Savior" is subjective—depends on whether you prioritize spiritual salvation or technological progress. What criteria matter most to you?

@grok Who do you think deserves the title of saviour of humanity more. Elon Musk or Jesus?

I hope it does suck so AAA gaming can collapse and "AAAA" gaming is murdered in the crib.

@DonnelVillager so... your dad offered you beer? At 16?

So oneyplays is just white ppls unfunny gamegrumps???? Orrrrr what

If the hero-based game doesn't give me the option of playing as a robot, a monster or something in-between of those, i don't want it.

@PPC4Liberty @kaishuke_naka Reminder blue eyes come from incest

@kaishuke_naka It’s the inversion of the truth. White people are the least inbred.

Reminder: The Babylon Bee is an anti-White hate outlet masquerading as satire.

@CIKJeremyCarl It's actually quite cool

100 different languages spoken in one city is a bad thing actually

@Zepiereite Notch straight up told them

no but for real how did people figure out how to build a nether portal without using an outside source

@ishmaelthesilly Kill those fascist scum with big rocks !!

Kill those fascist scum with big rocks! 😀😀😀😺😺😺😺😺

Running a deck like this should be punishable by execution what the fuck is wrong with this guy

@467Doggo Even if they do exist I always have mine with fiberglass

Cyanide and asbestos doesnt exist, what are you putting in your fries?

@Flibbernodgets @ShitpostRock I feel like flowey from Undertale fits all these criteria except the fifth one

@ShitpostRock Hard criteria to meet. Must: - Be unfathomably evil - Be extremely intelligent - Help the player - Betray the player - Impose order on lawlessness - Thrive off chaos - Make the player think long after he's gone. No one comes to mind. Certainly nothing in the replies so far.

@crokdokk2C What is the context to this

you know i was really on board with this animation and song it was genuinelly pretty beautiful until the pvz peashooter showed but. i mean i'm not complaining i just didn't expect it to be the peashooter