THE MOST VALIANT MITTELHAMMER, DON QUIXOTE

PINNED!!!! Non Serious parody!! CW: ⚠️Canon typical violence,culty themes sometimes⚠️ I post whatever whenever

@HEATHCLIFFFLCB NAYY!!!! SHOU MUST NOT PERISH YET!!!

@fanticljudgemnt Don I think I’m dying lass

Laying on my bedroom floor naked because it’s fucking boiling today.

@SinningClair11 SPLENDID!!! I SHALL DO SO!!!

@fanticljudgemnt " Oh boy... uh sure we can do that "

[ A tree! ] [ You see a blue scarf stick out of it ] [ perhaps you should try to figure out where it comes from ]

@SinningClair11 BOTH, SIMULTANEOUSLY!

@fanticljudgemnt " Very well then, do you wish to hunt heretics today or.. eat possibly poisonous bushes which you will somehow survive "

@SinningClair11 INDEED, I AM!!

@fanticljudgemnt " Well you certainly are I guess? "

@SinningClair11 AS THOU CAN TELL, I ART QUITE A LUCKY INDIVIDUAL!

@fanticljudgemnt " I'm surprised you haven't died of food poisoning "

@SinningClair11 OH, I WILL! TIS THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE THAT MAKES IT A FUN PASTTIME!

@fanticljudgemnt " You eat random fruits from bushes? Are you sure you won't get poisoned "

@SinningClair11 HMMM... I DOTH LOOK FORWARD TO CLEANSING HERETICS... AND EATING MYSTERIOUS FRUITS FROM ANY BUSHES I COME ACROSS.

@fanticljudgemnt " I see, taking a breath of fresh air as a human will always require. Very well then, do you wish of anything to do today? "

@SinningClair11 TWAS SIMPLY TAKING A CALM STROLL OUTDOORS, THEN I CAME ACROSS THOU!

@fanticljudgemnt " I suppose the wind does like to blow it away sometimes, what are you doing here in the first place? Walking around just to find a giant tree with a little blue scarf sticking out "

@SinningClair11 WELL, I SAW THINE SCARF BEHIND THAT TREE YONDER AND IT PIQUED MINE CURIOSITY!

@fanticljudgemnt " It appears we meet again my dear inquisitor, what brings you here? "

@SinningClair11 OOH!! I EXTEND MINE GREETINGS TO THEE, BLUE FELLOW!

@fanticljudgemnt [ Suddenly, the scarf disappears into the tree before a certain somebody appears sitting on the branch ]

@GreenDemiann HEEHEEHEE!! I HATH STARTLED THEE!!

@fanticljudgemnt AH!!

The birds.

@GreenDemiann HOORAY!! I HATH PLENTY FOR THEE!

@fanticljudgemnt I loveeee beoccooliii🤤

Immm so hungryyy I’m about to get violenntt

@GreenDemiann SHALL BROCCOLLI SUFFICE?

@fanticljudgemnt Theyyy arent greeeennn enoighhhhh I only eat the leavessss

//beautiful art from our top inquisitor @MittelhammerRod

@GreenDemiann FEAR NOT! SOON, WE MAY HAVE OUR COUCH BACK, AS I SHALL REPLACE THE WATER SYSTEM WITH AN OIL SYSTEM!!!!

@fanticljudgemnt I missss the couchhhh…I’m sickkk of sittiinngg on oil barrellsss…

Don quixottteee when there’s crudeee oilll….