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@DimSumShover ASAP will you hang out with me

@fantomregret Whens da Asia trip

Since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to travel places with a backpack

I am allergic to apples but I keep eating them then I am surprised

@sadbutbigboobs I’m glad I could inspire the youth

@fantomregret this is inspirational

I know 28 is considered unc but I’ve had the most motion of my life at 25+

the urge to wander through a forest with a stick

@fkaemu Ily

me trying really hard to say it back when my friends say they love me

My daughter is interested in getting into smoking cigarettes (for weight loss) does anybody have any recommendations for beginner cigarettes that won’t make her cough too much? She hasn’t been taking to the Marlboro Reds. She’s 11

@iguethh Here she/they goes

@fantomregret Anyone who’s EVER had auntie Anne’s lemonade knows it rly moves like this…

@hater494 I get it…

@fantomregret It be like that sometimes tho.

Gay summer is approaching

@clairobeatty Come home

@fantomregret I LOVE YOU SWEETIMS i miss you dearly

Happy birthday to a living breathing icon. 10+ years of friendship and many more to come @clairobeatty!!!

@iguethh Our big break.

@fantomregret WE GOING ON TV TWIN TRUST.

My friend trying to sign us up for some viral lesbian dating series in NYC where she has to make a powerpoint pitching me to an audience

@pnwprincess23 They got you on pigs and plans instagram.com/p/DWKPySSiaq5/…

lore drop: i once told a guy at a farmer’s market his flute playing was very andre 3000–esque he said “that’s good, i am andre 3000” we chatted for a bit, then he drifted off playing the flute. no one else around knew who he was compliment people, you never know where it may lead

@geo__jpg You would make a beautiful butch lesbian

Me when I

Taking a beautiful woman on a first date to a vinyl listening bar this week. I won.