Jay

Starting this again. I’m trying to write more. I’ll include bookmarks to my stories and musings in this thread. Would love to hear what you liked or didn’t, or if anything made you think or question or maybe even smile. 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

She eye-fucked me and I was too stupid to know what it meant… a memoir.

*waking up from a horrible nightmare about my past* How the fuck did I fumble that?!

Stalking you, but… respectfully.

Why aren’t you sitting on my face?

why am i so horny everytime i drink

@Happee69014151 What do they know?

@fants_e_pants That’s what I do most of the time 😬 not sure my dr agrees but 😂

I’m “did I forget to take my medications or forget I already took my medications” years old.

@Happee69014151 Might as well just take them… again?

@fants_e_pants Buddy, this happens to me every day so I feel ya 😂🙌

We’ve hit peak absurd, just do whatever you want.

@ProfanePsyche Umm…

One thing about Me is no matter what I’m eating and or drinking it’s gonna end up on My tits within .0294 seconds en route to My mouth.

@Iced_Chardonnay Are you at blockbuster?!!

One of my favorite ways to start the weekend.

I know You’ll only ever tell me, “No.” But I still love to hear You say it.

@lulubeans42 You’re not wrong.

I hate when men

I’ve already peed through this boner twice in case you ever tell yourself, “I can’t.”

This is exactly what I’m wishing for…

@fants_e_pants What do you think? 👀

Did you do anything to make someone’s life better today?

@fants_e_pants Shhhhhh, after we slay the demons!

@fants_e_pants WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN

@Iced_Chardonnay Who else would I rather have in my corner? You’re amazing, you know that right?

@fants_e_pants LET'S ROLL! I'll bring the brass knuckles and baseball bat.

@Iced_Chardonnay Ugh, fine… take me…