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@farahbrook

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nyc/bed Katılım Mart 2011
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farah brook@farahbrook·
Ok but this cat looks delicious
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farah brook@farahbrook·
Feels like a healthy time to come back to this app
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farah brook@farahbrook·
blocking your exes and your husband on here is important
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farah brook@farahbrook·
Packing myself a book for a plane ride with two toddlers is a better joke than any I ever wrote
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farah brook@farahbrook·
can you freeze a toddler?
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farah brook@farahbrook·
I finally got bored enough to redownload this app and the toxicity is absolutely refreshing
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farah brook@farahbrook·
can you die from dry knuckles
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farah brook@farahbrook·
should I go to culinary school just so I can pop off on dinners for my kids
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farah brook@farahbrook·
it is my human right not to take my toddler to the beach this summer
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farah brook@farahbrook·
Reflecting on life choices such as paying a lot of money for the nyu class called “Alexander technique” where the entire class was spent laying on our backs with a book under our head and the teacher would come adjust your head position one time per class for a full semester
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farah brook@farahbrook·
My toddler has no respect for my good vibes only policy
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farah brook@farahbrook·
peppa pig and chill
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farah brook@farahbrook·
I don’t know why my baby freaks out and cries only about certain people but I trust his judgement
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farah brook@farahbrook·
@mollyrubenlong besides the fact this has to be one of the hardest jobs on planet earth
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Molly Ruben-Long@mollyrubenlong·
It should be illegal to require a Masters Degree for a full-time job that pays $30,000 in NYC.
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farah brook@farahbrook·
a steph hsu snub then that song ?? I’m going to bed
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farah brook@farahbrook·
this dirty beige floor it rly is a financial crisis 😔
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farah brook@farahbrook·
dress code for my son’s first birthday is golf slut
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