Paddy Farley

Full grown man in a suit indulging in a Zooper Dooper on the train whilst it’s 10° outside. Don’t mind it

Real ‘Press red for Ed’ vibes about Punter commentating the Hurricanes

Just had someone on the table next to me ask if the sparkling or table water is gluten free.

@JackToner13 Unfortunately not, no longer parched though

Have just witnessed a slab of Pepsi Max’ for sale at an op-shop Rare

Or just leave it

Just call no, Virat #AUSvsIND

Bloke in front of me at a cafe has just ordered a Gatorade. Good luck today, mate

Return of the 👑 #AUSvsIND

People starting an email with “Hi buddy” when they have never met you is no good

Mitchell Starc has fixed all of Australia’s problems in 1 ball. #AUSvIND

Just seen an Uber Eats rider on a bike jump on a bus Elite cheat code

Undisputed kings of the close finish. #freoblues

Carey 👏

$5 pots at Richmond Club, pre-covid prices 🥰

Tim David, yes please

Currently listening to the radio and they have posed the idea of a Taylor Swift statue at the MCG You are having a laugh

To the truck driver who decided to park his oversized truck in the middle of a one way street in Newport, you are having a laugh

Currently stuck in a car park as someone has locked the only exit out of the joint Enjoy your Thursday!

2 older blokes on the train talking about the housing market in Melbourne and how it’s not too hard for younger people to buy a house as “there’s a house only going for $1.1 million”, in his street. 🤦‍♂️