The Thinking King

Ask chatgpt / grok to tell the most ridiculous questions you asked this year and quote this with it's reply 🌚

humans who keep tweeting with 0 likes fear nobody😭

My TL be doing too much 😂

@Lightboyspm Are you supposed to be double ?

I am single

I genuinely pray this week gives us reasons to smile. May the opportunities we've been hoping for find us. May our efforts produce results. And may God go ahead of us in everything we do. Good morning this beautiful morning y'all. 🤗

I’m about to clock 300,000 followers in less than 2 years.

😂😭 Y'all caused this shii

@ConfiOnimasa001 Unilag keh ?

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As you dey suffer now, anybody send you ?

@keshdelight Wey your blue tick ??

SocietyhatesCRAZE 😆.

I really want to know what UK twitter feel like rn 😂😂

A closed mouth is a closed destiny Hunger wan finish me for here 😭😭

Argentina just beat Spain at the 2026 World Cup final, 3-2.

@vikkigolden1008 😂😂😂

Omooo e get as hunger go hold you, your eyes go first blur until you eat. Na that kin hunger hold me yesterday. I ate my lunch as breakfast 😂

@vikkigolden1008 One must maintain linguistic excellence irrespective of one's pecuniary predicament. Poverty, dear friend, is no justification for grammatical negligence 🙂‍↔️

You're not hungry enough ohh. When your eyes start to dey blur, na once you go forget grammar. 😂

So I should descend into grammatical barbarism merely because my account balance has embraced minimalism? 😂😂

I find myself in a state of extreme famishment. My cupboards are void, and my stomach is voicing its discontent. Might any of you facilitate a N2,000 endowment so I may dine?

@r1medi How ??

Bradley Barcola dream is over💔💔💔

@Chi_xauusd @ahmedxm01 Ahhh.... You ?😂😂

@ahmedxm01 Ah! God is this a sign. I’ve never touched even 500k before. I hope universe favors me, I’ll first screenshot my account, and frame it, then post it on twitter 😭😭😭

In 48 hours, I’ll make someone a millionaire. Someone will touch their first ₦1,000,000 today. Will pick randomly from comments.

If you don broke pata pata repost

@kephasjoe Nothing for you

I once heard posting Cristiano Ronaldo can get you 5k likes