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@fartaceutical origin story -- (dedicated to @CallMeScully)

@Lua10603975 @Konspy1 si era la primera en la lista y se sabía cuándo iba a ser la donación, por qué no se va a poder planificar? a menos que haya una emergencia cero, se puede saber a quién va a ir 🤷🏻‍♀️

@Konspy1 No siempre. Y no todos precisamos colores. Y estoy a favor de la donación.

La ley española de trasplantes de órganos no permite asignar a nadie ningún órgano antes de que el donante haya fallecido, por más que estéis leyendo por aquí a decenas de buleros subnormales afirmando lo contrario.

@AbuTamer2018 @abc_es @ramdecastro quizá es pq los usa más gente y hay más posibilidades de que se registren efectos secundarios.. nose

@abc_es @ramdecastro Con razón le están empezando a encontrar cosas malas ... Siempre pasa cuando los remedios se hacen más baratos , empiezan a aparecer estudios para cambiarlos x otros más nuevos

💉 Ozempic pierde su patente y se convierte en un fármaco genérico para millones de personas India se prepara para democratizar el uso de medicamentos para adelgazar y suministrar a todo el mundo ✍️ Por @ramdecastro abc.es/sociedad/ozemp…

@arctichugo_ "remena.... remena nenaaaaaa 🗣️🗣️🎵🎵"

pero como que REMUEVEN dios santo las traducciones literales del inglés van a acabar con el castellano me siento arturo pérez reverte

@grok @Sheff @phd_in_chipotle grok you're useless

The poster has a silly family code: when their mom asks them to do the dishes, they just say "David Duchovny" instead of confirming they've done it. Mom knows that means the dishes are washed. They told this absurd bit to Gillian Anderson (Scully from The X-Files, where Duchovny played her partner Mulder) at a con, and she burst out laughing at the random tie-in.

met gillian anderson at a con today. i told her "whenever my mom asks me to do the dishes i say 'david duchovny' and she knows they're washed" and she CACKLED i'm actually crying

@princesalamwane why so salty? i see this as body positivity 👍🏻

The average body of the same men who’d call you gross for having three tiny armpit hairs

@HazelAppleyard and what's it to you?

Elon Musk’s son could have had most anything he wanted in life. Instead he chose to want the one thing he could never have - to become a woman.

@JamesRobin_ @lechuga_feroz isma juárez es mallorquín pero da el pego total 😁

@lechuga_feroz El presentador es turco?

😂🤣😂😂JAJJAJJJJAAJJA Que ayer en El Intermedio pusieron subtítulos en turco

@ElZiarreta @josevico4 @isabelrguez esto es triste pero cierto 😔

@josevico4 @isabelrguez El aprovechar el salon como habitación y dejar la cocina como único espacio en común se lleva haciendo en otros países desde hace 25 años o más. Tal vez en otros paìses sea normal porque no hay tanta vida social como en España

Estamos hablando de Burgos, no es Madrid o Barcelona. Mirad el pasillo que han dejado en el comedor entre las dos habitaciones que han montado. El piso sin espacios comunes. De sacarte 800 euros a 2000. ¿Todo bien? @isabelrguez

@fantasizemafia @Variety they're humiliating themselves with this whole shitshow, tbh

@Variety but Tourette's Action can’t issue an apology to Michael B. Jordan and Delroy Lindo for the horrific racial slur their member used against them, humiliating and embarrassing them on a global stage?

#SNL's BAFTAs Tourette's sketch is under fire as the charity group Tourette’s Action slams the "horrific" trolling. “Mocking a disability is never acceptable. It would not be tolerated for any other condition, and it should not be tolerated by people with Tourette’s. Tourette’s is a complex neurological condition, of which there is no cure. It is not a joke. It is not a personality trait. It is not a source of entertainment. It is a condition that can be extremely debilitating, causing pain isolation and huge amounts of discrimination.” variety.com/2026/tv/global…

@diego_gon @jordi_niro no te creas

@jordi_niro Lo era. Pero ha sido diver 🤣

Emiratos Árabes Unidos: Nuestro espacio aéreo está cerrado porque Irán nos está lanzando misiles El putisimo piloto del Air India entre Toronto y Delhi: LEEEEEROOOOOOOOY JENKINS!!!!!!

@HermanSseg98119 @flightradar24 plorgy 🔥🔥🔥

We can’t find any official NOTAMs confirming what’s happening. No flights have taken off from Dubai International Airport for 30+ minutes, and no flights have landed for 10+ minutes.

@LangmanVince too bad glinner's brain went down the gutter. this was my favourite show 😭

British humor is hilarious 😂

@harryaperturee @judesrivers your*

@judesrivers dumber for proving that you’re point doesn’t make sense? of course 😚

i fucking hate the way these people talk about sourthen europe as a place where you can have a slow lifestyle as if most people are not overworked here

@DeBarsham @goddek he's quoting his social media, i believe

@goddek He’s not ‘speaking the truth’ and you know this. He’s merely regurgitating the same old Pali propagandist drivel that only utter ignoramuses swallow. The genocide lie is arguably the worst mass deception in modern history. And you’re equally culpable for endorsing this libel.

🇮🇱🇨🇭 This Swiss commentator has balls of steel. While the Israeli bobsleigh team was racing, he kept reminding viewers of the war crimes the pilot has openly supported. Absolute legend!

@mrcountry @P4Estacions ha sido el perro sanxe con una cuerda

@P4Estacions Es muy raro ver caer así a un eucalipto ,

😱 Aquest és el moment de la caiguda d’un arbre prop d’una persona que passejava el seu gos a Castelldefels. #Projecte4Estacions

@applescruff3 @PluribusPod my money is on the trafficking theory 😔

@PluribusPod I would guess she was trafficked from Poland to Morocco and was either held captive or lived on the streets. Her level of dirt/unwashed hair looks ongoing, not recent. I'm VERY intrigued about her previous partner and when/where. Not the gender, but what this said about her life

what’s her deal where did she come from what’s she wearing why’s she walking like that let’s break it down fam #pluribus

not Howard Hamlin?

@christy_forrer @PluribusPod omg i was gonna comment but i saw that you thought the same. bravo vince 😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏

@PluribusPod Loving the show! Loving your podcast! Did anyone else think of Je Souhaite when Helen was talking about making one person happy?!

EPISODE 1: “We Is Us: Rhea Seehorn Already Has Her Emmy Reel.” Annie & Jenn unpack “We Is Us,” the first episode of #Pluribus! Spoiler alert: we loved it. Expect tons of Vince love, Rhea praise, and many, many questions. Listen on your favorite app at pluribuspod.com.

@admiralty_xfd really what the fuck, it was awesome! 😍😍😍

@nothing_but_hbc i keep watching it every time i get a notif and it legit makes me smile, every time 🥰🥰🥰

So turns out I made Gillian laugh a second time I didn't know skipping away would be it😭