1 new tweet from Art Cai

Accidentally made my mind palace open world

(Me as an actual Chinese): you met me at a very time of my life

my ducks: in a row my elephant: addressed my eggs: several baskets my bigger fish: fried

They created so many blow jobs

trump to bill: let me drain ur swamp

Wait so what time do we have to wake up tomorrow for the call to prayer?

ugh i always cry at videos of babies. i just...hate them so much…grow up already…get a JOB

whenever i hear the title "life of a showgirl"

they’re gonna make Sarah Sherman play the bullet

dishoom’s open kitchen is crazy. The cooks took one look at me and pulled this out of the freezer

if I invented a new way to jack off, I’d keep that shit a secret from society. No goontrifiers allowed

[me fucking up my life so bad]: my circus...my monkeys...

bro all u gotta do is ask

till crash out do us part

god I love waifus…I wish they made a human version of them

couple at the bar looking to get rid of their third

wearing my perverts for hot girls for zohran shirt

it’s always “sydney sweeney’s bath water” and never sydney sweeney’s feelings….heard about the break up girl...here 2 talk if u need…

today is like 9/11 for people who don't believe in 9/11

would've definitely bullied mary for being a virgin lol what a loser