fartcheeto

The one thing they don't tell you about having a hot girlfriend is that the prettiest girls are also the sleepiest. Every morning i get up and do random side quests for 4-6 hours until she wakes up.

@person_talking Can confirm this happened. re: source: me, i was the child slave

just got a milkshake from chick fil a. they let me request the most feeble and sickly child slave they had. “any open sores?” i ask, they pull up his sleeves. oozing lesions. “perfect,” i respond “don’t forget the cherry”

@fartcheeto im in dire need of that dog image

Evil Kelly Clarkson: what kills you makes you dead

@GRUGCEL @person_talking

are u ready to get pregnant white boy

@person_talking Here's the ultrasound:

i’m pregnant with the antichrist

@person_talking my pussy be like:

yeast mode

@fartcheeto YOU HAVE A WIFE???

Texting my wife Balatro memes from reddit, livin the dream

God is good.

Employee of the Month

@person_talking God, i love this motherfucker

@fartcheeto him.

Top 5 best things ever invented: 1. Real Love 2. Taco Bell Luxe Cravings box 3. Eating it from the back 4. Diet Coke 5. Dogs with fucked up eyes and tongues that stick out

@BigChromie My fault

@fartcheeto I noticed you didn't show up for the Fred trilogy watch party in my discord and I don't think I forgive you for that

Ball up top.