POPE GUILTY I

Every time i see a xit i thought of that someone else xitted first i hurt my self. I hurt my self so much. @elonmusk fix this

A queef in the hand is worth two in the bush

Pope Guilty the First

mY ball hurt

Me sowing: Haha Fuck Yeah!!!! Yes!! Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

i've been dry-aging my uncle's cadaver like wagyu beef for the past 11 years

How about #BeingFuckingRaped?

Opps think im retarded and theyre right

INFINITE MEGAPOOP WORLD

AHHHHHHHHHH IM FUCKING DYING AHHHHHHHHH HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME

tweet your drafts immediately or god will give them to old man rattle

gun to your hea…. what are you do…stop….stop jerking off!! STOP!!!!!

Do you want to see my internal organs

INFINITE POOP WORLD

My crusade is holy and my blade is Christened by the blood of the eucharist

Right.

Eatin a muffin #eatina # muffin

WORLD IS POOP. POOP WORLD

They should invent a type of gun that doesn’t tempt you to give in to the delusions