No longer a hooker

#TheBeers met the beers today and came up a little short. Thank you to numerous volunteers, #BeersNation and BT lounge for a great year

WE'LL BE BACK #LOVETHISTEAM

#TheBeers are in a winning mood on championship Sunday and moving on. Come out to support your favorite nine at 4 in the championship

#TheBeers lock up 1st place @wintzy_wantz went deep 3 times and @farv2388 picked up more tonight at second than his entire career at The Pal

#TheBeers walk it off thanks to @drobby52 Judy Adams 🔥witnessed her sons @cdawg714 @dave_hodge89 go deep back 2 back including a grand slam

#TheBeers pull out a 14-12 win. @thecdnczar comes in for the save in the 7th. Come meet the players at centerfield at the @CentsBall game!

@_Halloranm ooooo hell ya!!

My mood going outside in winter clothes today

Help @thebeersball choose their next jersey!

The pool party has moved to the Home Hotel. Join The Beers for a meet and greet! Autographs and photo opportunities will be available #🍺

Quick shout out to everyone that came out to @meg_jscott and my social last night!! #whatanight #thankyou

@dominos is my pizza actually on the way or am I waiting for nothing

Since when do I have to give out my credit card number on the phone to order a pizza? @dominos St. Paul Minnesota... Figure ur shit out

Women want a man who acknowledges that his dick is a filthy tool to be used under cover of darkness to achieve a sweaty goal.

Classic ranch and egg yolks go together like peanut butter and tuna fish

i always get gatorade and gasoline confused. my car is real good at sports and im dead

You all laughed at me when I bought a metal detector, but who's laughing now that I found some metal?

@legendofcrod @Lunchbox_19 twitter.com/mrvlagthill/st…

Apparently squirrels are A big problem in Virden #treerats #coffeeshop #dirtyvirdy

THIS IS REAL: Boss just told us, if this tweet gets 50 thousand retweets, @JayOnrait and I are allowed to grow beards for the playoffs.