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Xander Smith
@fastcunt247
I would kill my firstborn to meet Charlie Brooker
Southampton, England Katılım Şubat 2024
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Tbh no, tanked up before the game, half time pint, and if you fancy more after the game head back to the pub.
The forced limbs from 18 year olds with goggles on their face launching a plastic cup at me just because Fulton scored a tap in ain’t the move
Football Away Days@FBAwayDays
Officials in The Football League want the alcohol ban lifted at stadiums so fans can drink beer in their seats. Would you welcome it? 🤔🍻
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Gifted a once in a lifetime opportunity to manage an FA cup final and doesn’t suit up 🚩 🚩
Chelsea Photos@ChelseaInPhotos
Calum McFarlane. #CFC
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Retweet. @Boropolis
SaintsExtra@SaintsExtra
🚨 Middlesbrough have written their ‘belief’ over #SaintsFC spying on multiple clubs in a submission to the EFL. However, said clubs don’t want to get involved, and it’s suggested that some are unaware of being spied on. [@JBurtTelegraph on @SkySportsNews, via @JacobRaw_MFC]
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In a season without many standout players, people were genuinely furious that Bruno won Player of the year… 😂
B/R Football@brfootball
𝟐𝟎 𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐎 𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐒 Man Utd’s captain equals Thierry Henry (2002-03) and Kevin De Bruyne (2019-20) for the most assists in a single Premier League season ✨
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Unbelievable evidence here 🤣
SaintsExtra@SaintsExtra
🚨 Middlesbrough have written their ‘belief’ over #SaintsFC spying on multiple clubs in a submission to the EFL. However, said clubs don’t want to get involved, and it’s suggested that some are unaware of being spied on. [@JBurtTelegraph on @SkySportsNews, via @JacobRaw_MFC]
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it’s very funny how adults forget how little girls play. as a child my “ playing house” plot lines were as dramatic as a soap opera. there was infidelity, backstabbing and probably an asteroid coming to kill all life on earth as we know it.
Bad Relationship Advice@BadShipAdvice
@guy_canadian3 Yep. It’s pretty much why all little girls like to play house up until they grow up a little.
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Mikel Arteta wearing the same clothes he has since 2019 for the UCL final will finish me off man. Wear a suit mate
Fun With Flares@Funwithflares
You can't buy class
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Its so funny how ever since that ad came out i havent seen a single clip of the actual episode
𝔻𝕖𝕫✨🇵🇸@GirlWhHrLkTs
My boss put that song from that 9-1-1 meteor ad in our work radio, and I’m trying so hard not to laugh in front of customers 💀💀😭
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Incredible headline lol
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Copilot is that bad
Leading Report@LeadingReport
Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation sells last of its Microsoft stock.
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One of the funniest things about this is Elon is just so aggressively dumb that he is sure Homer was a real guy
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This is probably a “top 5 most brazenly corrupt thing a president has ever done” moment right here.
It’s stunning. Sue the government that you’re in charge of, order them to settle, then plunder ~$2B worth of taxpayer money to pay himself and his corrupt idiot friends.
Daily Mail US@Daily_MailUS
BREAKING: Taxpayers to foot Trump's $1.7 BILLION bill as president sues his own government: 'I'm paying myself'
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Since the FA Cup Final moved to the new Wembley Stadium in 2007, Finals featuring City have 6 of the 7 lowest attendances. They have failed to fill 25% of their allocation in all six Finals.
The amount of games at Wembley isn't the problem, it's the size of the fanbase & club.
John Cross@johncrossmirror
83,337 #attendancewatch
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Credit to this chap who has out facted me. Bromley WERE the only club in the 92 with a Tory MP but now joined by Barnet.
Harry Fox@harryfox94
@SamDown93 @cityowen1 That's no longer true. Barnet joined them when they got promoted - ground is in Harrow East
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