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the team just cracked the code for **actual** agentic pentesting. we beat other agentic pentesting frameworks and mastered complex attack chaining in agents @Borg_Security @sjaluu @LORD_RIAN_

its funny watching every company switching to creating a pokemon online machine of some sort ya thats gonna save the company 😭

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ruggers be like "get your money up" bro we did and you stole it 😭

@Lewsiphur down to test - also if u are looking to get ur code audited or pentested by the best. hmu!

I need 20-30 people to test out a new product I’ve been working on. Your account will be funded and all the money you make you can keep. I want YOU to hit a 7 figure PNL. Reply if interested, preferably people with trading experience or people that like to test new products.

@Atitty lol cant believe @MrBeast is gonna have to pay us $1m for solving a silly code haha. we are unstoppable @Atitty

Just submitted on slack how long do you think it’ll be till he answers back and gives me the $1,000,000

who tf outside? the decepticons?

@_TJRTrades cant believe everyone thought they repossessed our koenigsegg LOL internet is so dumb sometimes

B-bbbbbut I thought TJR’s Koenigsegg got repossessed

@jonzzyTV slow ahh reader

@fastdagod 5 minutes of my life i’ll never get back thanks

i joined an fnf and saw my ex in there yesterday dated her 2 years ago haven't spoken since everyone wumpus waving at me in gen chat i notice her from the corner of my eye i click on the profile, its her there is a different kind of tension when you're trading in the same fnf as someone who you've dated i join vc, she joins after me, i felt my heart rate spike not from nerves. from competitiveness mixed with something else this isnt just another trenching session anymore this is personal here's what happens when you trench with your ex: every trade is psychological warfare every sol profit feels like winning the breakup every dev nuke feels like she's vindicated for leaving im not playing the trenches anymore. im playing "prove im better off now" simulator each buy from my wallet has conviction now i watch every new pair differently now i cant just ape anything, she's silently watching my wallet i see a new pair i ape 5 sol i normally ape 3 sol, this time is different someone asks why i bought that in vc i stay dead silent she apes 5 sol as well i know what that means. "i'm better now" normally id sell, take my profit, but this is different she's testing if i need that sol, i adjust, i trade different friends ape in, market cap is climbing i still say nothing, diamond handing my entire bag, not scared of the outcome. because silence is the power move we are having an entire conversation through trading no words, just buys on the chart i ape 2 sol she goes "what is this" THERE IT IS the first crack in the silence that question contains 2 years of unspoken tension i respond cold "might be something" i notice dev wallet moving tokens, i trim half my bag she goes "you just nuked on me" she thinks she's won i respond "wait" the vc becomes quiet.. we get a ping, dev sells i buy 10 sol, i hear her gasp she realizes i fully predicted a dev sell and got more supply and initials the vc is silent, the coin starts getting traction kols buying left and right everyone starts cheering in vc, we are up 10x i start trimming, everyone follows exit the trade up 100 sol i post my first message in the fnf, its just my pnl card everyone starts reacting to it saying "we hit" she reacts with a ♥️ i leave vc. that's it. that's the whole conversation here's the thing about trading with your ex the good fnfs are small you WILL see your ex you WILL see others flexing their pnl to her and it WILL feel like therapy mixed with competition some people can't handle it. but if you're serious about trading? you play it out. use that tension. channel that history into performance she knows your patterns? change them. she expects you to play safe? all-in turn the emotional warfare into SOL the trenches teach you: don't let personal shit affect your conviction your ex is just another trencher the history doesn't matter if you're the one posting the pnl card.

@CryptoSwol not ai, put through a scanner

@fastdagod Bro has ai posting for him now smh

@juxtin4fitness i got suspended a year ago and had to make a new one

@fastdagod i like the way u think also why tf did twitter unfollow u on my acc

wife loses headphones emotional breakdown ensues i zelle her $200 and tell her to go buy new ones no big deal she finds the lost headphones an hour later much excite many happy i never get my money sent back ……is this the spouse infinite money glitch?!

@a1lon9 you could have @Pumpfun

my only pump fun account is "alonalon" - don't trust any others!

so much more coming for the mobile app in the coming weeks and months! it will be a MAJOR focus for us moving forward. to test this feature, I will be calling a $14k market cap coin later today noti's on!

@Delayez7 @a1lon9 if he buys, i get u dinner

boredom is the most expensive emotion

@MartinShkreli im down to play - 14k hours, have also previously raided you on rusty moose monthly. have vip as well as some other demons. let me know!

seeking Rust video game teammates. full-time (24-7), foreign users welcome. $5-$50k/year depending on location, language skills, former military experience. must have raid alarm on while sleeping IRL. no bots/ cheaters (background will be checked). well-rounded skills required!

@TradeBoba taro!

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