fatassbarf ☾

To the future you guys

I… intend on opening a chud clinic, yes, a rehab for chuds, and I want chudstin Hoffman to be my first customer, don’t worry we will keep your business private, but I wanna sit around in a circle and have chudstin talk about chud life

@serialmawma Talking about the 1% when she should be talking about how 70% percent of her ceiling is covered in mold

The mold on her ceiling

Watching 80s movies to experience joyous nostalgia but they all turn out to be absolute garbage

Male Scorsese fans

I feel this seasonal depression coming on and 30s screwball comedies aren’t even helping rn

@jojoleighhh @MarlonBrando .@MarlonBrando

.@MarlonBrando

@splendorinmyass Paul Newman butt is right next to me cause he know where home at

Literally can’t think of anything else to tweet about except for Paul Newman butt and Fartlon endings

Everyday I get on filmtwt and see some BULLLLSHITTT

Letterboxd community dumb as shit

Three jolly musicals and a film about antisemitism to tie it all together #letterboxdfriday

Was talking about my favorite foreign films and somebody asked me what the directors names are

@splendorinmyass #FREECLUBREDFORD

101 BARFS YASYASYESYASYESDGCH

@jojoleighhh look at that picture again and tell me where the fuck you see nuggets

@fatassbarf paul newman nuggets?

A lot of y’all lack

@clubredford @splendorinmyass Broo😭😭😭