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@MasculineNotes And the tard youth believes this

A 95-year-old man who slept with over 300 women told me this once on his deathbed: He looked at me and laughed. "Wow... the biggest lie men believe is that women go months without s£x." Then he looked at me and said: “Let me tell you the dark truths about female nature that most men discover too late.” Here are the 5 dark truths about female nature:

@Pricerrors The funny thing in California thats just means we pay what the rest of the country pays 🤣🤣🤣😐

7-ELEVEN GAS CODE WORKS TODAY MAY 7TH ⛽ 1️⃣ Download 7-Eleven app 2️⃣ Text 711-711 with codes: FUEL ($0.40) - FUEL30 ($0.30) - SAVE ($0.25) - STARSWIN ($0.11) ALLIN ($0.50) Valid dates: 7th & 11th of every month thru July.

My daughter, Carissa, is nonverbal, minimally conscious, wheelchair bound and eats through a feeding tube because an illegal alien hit her, launching her head first into a concrete barrier and then fled. Where are her Constitutional rights? These parents chose to put their children through this. They chose to bring their children into the country illegally, rendering them vulnerable to law enforcement. Carissa had no choice at all. Are you really whining about cavities right now?

@Pricerrors Is this a tiktok trend?

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@Passable17 @aakashgupta I have this phish poster from a canceled show. Are you interested? For the low price of free/pay postage

@fateempathy13 @aakashgupta Is there any other kind?

Coachella was born because Pearl Jam boycotted Ticketmaster in 1993. They played a concert at the Empire Polo Club in Indio to prove you could put on a show without the monopoly. That concert proved the desert site could handle a massive crowd. Paul Tollett and Rick Van Santen of Goldenvoice took note, and launched Coachella at the same venue in October 1999. Tickets were $50 a day. It nearly destroyed the company. Goldenvoice lost $850,000 on the first festival. Headliners like Rage Against the Machine and Beck agreed to defer their pay so the company could survive. By 2001, Tollett was so broke he sold Goldenvoice to AEG for $7 million. AEG. The company that owns Crypto.com Arena, The O2, and operates as the other half of the concert industry duopoly alongside Live Nation/Ticketmaster. The anti-Ticketmaster festival sold itself to the Ticketmaster economy for $7 million. Today Coachella generates roughly $160 million in ticket revenue alone. American Express pays $5 million a year just for branding. Dorsia sells main-stage suites starting at $70,000 per weekend. Villas near the grounds rent for $150,000. Justin Bieber is making $10 million for two Saturday night sets. In 1999, the headliners agreed to get paid later because the festival couldn't afford them at all. Tollett sold for $7 million. The festival now grosses that in about 11 hours of ticket sales. Pearl Jam boycotted the machine. And accidentally built the venue for one.

@Passable17 @aakashgupta So you're a huge phish fan ?

@aakashgupta I went to a phish festival there in 2008…only phish for 3 days…stellar

@ronsterd89 Take it to a latino tire shop boom fixed $20

Tires with 11,000 miles and a nail. Firestone told me they are not repairable. Firestone said this is not repairable because of the location and that I would need a new tire. It's a slow leak, about 1-2 psi a day. I am in disbelief that this is not repairable.. Can I not just get a fix kit? 🤧

@LADodgersMuse @JeffPassan STOOOOPID ASS april fools joke

BREAKING: The Los Angeles Dodgers have traded for Manny Machado The Padres will get Josue De Paula, Emil Morales, Alex Freeland, and Jackson Ferris. The Padres will also cover part of the salary. per @JeffPassan

@0xSweep This story was hilarious when it came out

Two people laundered stolen Bitcoin for 6 years and got caught because the wife was posting rap videos on YouTube In 2016 hackers stole 120,000 BTC from Bitfinex worth $72 million at the time Ilya Lichtenstein and his wife Heather Morgan spent years laundering it through thousands of small transactions, gift cards, gold and fake identities Meanwhile Heather was uploading rap videos to YouTube calling herself "Razzlekhan" and "the crocodile of Wall Street" By 2022 the stolen BTC was worth $4.5 billion The DOJ arrested them in February 2022 and called it the largest financial seizure in US history at the time She was making music videos about being a tech entrepreneur while sitting on $4.5 billion in stolen Bitcoin

@acdmma_ @danawhite Is this to entice jon jones to come out of retirement?

🚨 alright baldy listen up @danawhite, we need to get this sport BACK on track, here’s how we do it, hear me out: - No more UFC Apex cards unless it’s DWCS, former UFC champions shouldn’t be fighting in front of 200 people - referees need to be stricter on stalling, if you haven’t advanced a position in over a minute and aren’t causing damage, you should be stood up/separated from holding on the fence - better fight night cards and cards in general, the quality is really dropping these days - bring back the UFC Thrill and the Agony, that show was one of the best things the UFC ever made - any UFC heavyweight that returns a negative drug test is suspended for 6 months, we do not want clean athletes in that division anymore, we have had enough - give Arman Tsarukyan a fight, he is one of the most talked about fighters in the UFC at the moment - the BMF title should be thrown away, or should be officiated under custom rules where stalling is prohibited - remove Colby Covington from the UFC rankings, the last time that mf won a fight, Glover Teixeira was UFC champion and Alex Pereira was fighting on UFC Apex cards - if you haven’t defended the UFC title in 1 year for a no good reason, it’s an automatic strip, no interims, no matter who you are - no second or third warnings from referees, second foul = point deduction - stop picking TUF coaches who like eachother, TUF coaches who hate each other is what made the show fun - sign Muhammad Mokaev back, his final UFC fight was boring but it doesn’t mean he wasn’t a finisher, the flyweight division needs as much help as it can get - less IG live announcements, bring Aldo vs McGregor level trailers back, MASSIVE fights should not be announced on a random IG live on a Thursday evening - do face to face interviews between fighters who have a rivalry like Jon Jones and DC used to do back in the day, they can sell a fight massively and are extremely entertaining - a completely brand new set of media members that vote on UFC rankings, Colby Covington being currently ranked and Tai Tuivasa appearing in rankings from time to time is an embarrassment to the sport - either give Jon Jones a fight with a backup fighter in place, or just cut him, if he is the GOAT then just give him a fight ffs. There is no reason why the Alex Pereira fight shouldn’t have happened in the age of backup fighters

@RealKidPoker If the homeless were given $50k cash sad to say but id have to come out of retirement

I think it’s closer to $102k per person based on what I dug up. It would be cheaper for SF to hand out a $50k brick of cash to every homeless person every year. That would save over $400 million a year. That’s not my suggestion, but it’s an illustration of just how horrendous government can be at using tax payer dollars to run programs. Where is all this money actually going?

@sayitdonsprayit @0hour1 Its always been that way social media just brought it to light JE wasn't the 1st and 100%aint the last its a sick world

@0hour1 wtf is going on with so many going after kids???

The winner of a Netflix reality television show was allegedly arrested and charged with rape of a child. Paul Preece Jr., 51, was arrested on March 6, according to local outlets WATE and WBIR. He faces charges of rape of a child, aggravated sexual battery, and attempted rape of a child. Authorities have not yet released additional details about the allegations.

@Ask_WellsFargo No suzette i will not cause all ill get is 💨up my ass BS depositing cash should not come with a charge next your company will probably put tip jars for the tellers

Hi there. Please check out on.wf.com/6018hIGnO to learn about Cash Deposit Processing Fee for business accounts. You can find more details by clicking the link to Business Account Fee and Information Schedule. But I'd like to share your sentiment with the appropriate team. DM us the details with your full name and preferred contact method (phone number with dashes or email address). Don't include account numbers. -Suzette

@WellsFargo wth is this new BS cash deposit fee

@trixxxen Bro you been dead? Aint seen a post for over a month

I got a VP dropping into my office and I’m in sweats lmaooo 😅

‘He-Man’ creator Roger Sweet is suffering from dementia and he’s unable to afford the necessary care. His wife has started a GoFundMe.

@Ravenismeee Scrubs- TLC Love- Keyshia Cole By your side- Sade At your best- Aaliyah

** MEN & MEN ONLY ** Tell me a song by a woman you sing with your whole chest

@mitchellvii This why America is in the financial position its in dumbass designate them terrorists and its Afghanistan 2.0 we need to care more about American citizens than other countries

You believe Mexico's president turned down Trump's help to smash the cartels because she's in their pocket? President Trump offered multiple times for the U.S. to assist in taking out Mexican cartels on their soil. Claudia Sheinbaum flat refused - now look at the nightmare. Cartels are attacking civilians, torching the whole city of Guadalajara in retaliation chaos. This is what happens when weak leaders let narco terrorists run the show. Trump was spot on - we should've gone in hard. America First means we don't wait for permission to protect our border and crush threats before they spill over. Push for Trump to finish what he started and designate these animals terrorists. #Breaking #MAGA #AmericaFirst