Gregg Tomlinson

Two different headbands in the final vignette #househunters

Aaaaaaand… another headband #househunters

ANOTHER HEADBAND #househunters

At the end of this episode, when they show the wedding photo, you *know* she’ll be wearing a special bedazzled bridal headband #househunters

There’s another headband #househunters

wtf with the headbands? #househunters

@SallyBalsamo This guy is an asshole. Like, a complete and total, 100% to the core, fully developed and ready to be harvested asshole.

Watching a random #househunters International with a man moving to Vietnam expecting “everything on his list”. For something like $37 a month.

That teenager ain’t waiting back home for mom to figure out the living situation. That kids the only smart one - she’s fucking hiding #househunters

@lynngotts If she was such a damn good spirit reader she shoulda read that the spirit of her marriage wasn’t gonna last

$1k. Guess she’s not that good of a spirit reader. #HouseHunters.

What’s the theme tonight - wacked out weirdos? And by weirdos I don’t mean the fun kind that you end up running across a golf course with at 3am, I mean the weird freaks like these idiots that think they can talk to rocks #househunters

This guy cuts his own hair. With a pocketknife. Poorly. #househunters

Of course they like the barn doors - they remind them of their childhood #househunters

He’s a wet fart brought to life, and she looks like Shrek’s sister. What a couple. #househunters

Oh you two don’t need a house… you need a stylist #househunters

@mediaphyter Good on you! At 3,827 days myself :)

16 months sober. I don’t talk about it as much because it’s slowly morphed from a focus to a flow. Yet, always diligent, #odaat. A life without numbing is the most beautiful life. My gratitude is endless. My happiness is unshakeable. #recoveryposse

@SallyBalsamo Totally, Ukrainian Village is a great neighborhood!

This must be old because $850 is low. And this place is great. #HouseHunters

We’ve actually been in a townhouse in this area, northern part of Lincoln Park. Quiet area actually #househunters

Whatever house these two losers get, I hope their dogs shit in every single room. Twice. Daily. #househunters

What kind of jagoff says “if you leave me alone all day there better be bars and shit around so I don’t get bored” like seriously dude grow the fuck up #househunters

This guy is an absolute prick #househunters