Matt Smith

The worst fucking stoppage I have EVER seen in a boxing match. That’s absolutely SHOCKING #usyk #rico

The Poland song is getting nowhere near as much love as it should. She smashed it #Eurovisión2026

Still a bit shook from that tbh. On the one hand, it was two warriors going at it in brutal fashion. On the other, Wardley was out on his feet from the 8th, he could barely make it back to the corner. I hope Wardley is OK and doesn’t have any lasting injuries #WardleyDubois

Romero gets a red for that #england #uruguay #engvuru #enguru

Ball boy went down easier than prime Emile Heskey #UCL #PSGCH #CHAMPIONSLEAGUE #CHELSEA #PSG

I don’t know why everyone is panicking, we’re just trying to recreate the semi final against Ajax a few years ago. Chill, we’ve got this 🤥😂 #THFC #COYS #UCL #ATMTOT

I’m gonna say it. Micky van der Ven is an average defender who can run very fast. He also believes his own hype. So arrogant with it. Even if we stay up, if we get an £80m+ offer, we’ll be better off without him. Sell, pocket the money and get Vuskovic back. #COYS #THFC #TOTCRY

@SpursOfficial “No point signing players that don’t help us in the short term, medium term or the long term” Fuck meeeeeee.

Sporting Director Johan Lange reflects on our January transfer window. 🔗 thfc.pro/4bBgH0a

10 hours to go. You best be in that Range Rover making moves Thomas #THFC #COYS

@yousifnur Happy birthday mate!

42 years old today. I know I don't look it! 😜

Spurs are in real, real, trouble. January PL games of Brentford, Sunderland, Bournemouth, WHU and Burnley. 3 points. Unforgivable. February we have City, United, Newcastle and Arsenal. Could be in a relegation battle come end of month. Frank has to go. And tonight. #COYS #THFC

@OnlyFoolsLines Why ask?

What’s your favourite Trigger quote?

Can we start Romero and VDV up front against Brentford 😂😂😂 #THFC #COYS

@CardsChat Eagle eye admin, I didn’t even see those! So 10

@fattymattysmith Don't forget the straights 🙂

How many hands beats the Queens on this flop?

Oh I really hope Gordon wins the money #thewheel

Chelsea at home and we produce this gutless display. Pathetic #THFC #COYS

We’ve just got to accept that we’re not a very good football team #THFC #COYS

@Hipsy_afya That’s Deco

I see Samuel Eto, Ronaldinho and Lionel Messi. Guess the fourth player.

£126 spent - £112 lost. That must be a record? #bargainhunt