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As the good book says, VAR giveth and VAR taketh away 🙏 ⚽️

THE PENS PUNCH THEIR TICKET 🎟️ The @penguins are heading back to the #StanleyCup Playoffs for the first time since 2021-22! 🐧 Presented by @PolymarketSport

passive suicidal ideation is like no i won't attempt but if i got hit by a car and died that'd be nice.

Evgeni Malkin on Egor Chinakhov: “I want him to sign a contract first. I sign after.” — From Taylor Haase in Pittsburgh

Evgeni Malkin on how this return felt for him: "You mean I sit in penalty box again?" -- From Taylor Haase in Denver

Good morning to everyone except for the City of Philadelphia.

Yankee Stadium will host a preseason friendly match between Liverpool FC and Wrexham AFC on Wednesday, July 29 ⚽️🏟️

Geno to Chino is a religion.

Hockey fans tonight:

@stevehouf I just bought a bag of 6 apples for $3.99, people need to be for real 🙄

Either she’s lying or she got price gouged. An apple is not $7. I can get half a dozen of them for $7 at Costco. x.com/TicTocTick/sta…

@DarthMaximu I’ll concede to “okay-ish” for now, but we’ve got a lot of privilege.

@suzeish It will be ok. Promise

@yozetty My goodness yes. What if we all just dust off Kinectimals right now?

2012 was a better time.

@_BackyardSports Please help ease my despair with a release date 💕⚾️

BATTER UP! . . Wishlist now on steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3104970/Ba…

@DarthMaximu rawr 🦖

@DarthMaximu Thank you for trying.

@suzeish I tried to steal you one. I failed

@haleyfax @sarahpodz We demand a recount!

@sarahpodz so you’re telling me I got into law school but not NeoPets Classic

@genderised …TIL.

as a child i never realised winnie the pooh’s friend piglet was wearing a jumper. i always interpreted it as some kind of segmented carapace

@SuperNintendad I *might* be able to stop crying in, like … three or four days? Is that what we’re thinking? I am STRESSED 😫

@suzeish Why was my first reaction to almost like this tweet? I can't like this tweet.

@elmo Elmo’s really out here trying to talk us all off the ledge

Hi friend! Elmo loves you. And Elmo will remind you every day if you need him to. ❤️

@BeatenDownBrian I don’t understand any of this, I just hope Ollie likes his new car when it’s done

Lots been happening with the car, but not much "showy" stuff. That said: Brace is painted and ready to mount. New wheel is fitted. Blacked out rear lights (ugly chrome is up next) Made my exhaust back box. Thankfully it's under the car where people can't see my shit welds. 😂

@SuperNintendad I am baffled, yet delighted

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