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@oliviacwilde The most specialist interest, without question.

Me explaining all of my random ass special interests to anyone who’ll listen:

I think this Nicolas Cage kid has a bright future ahead of him. Happy to mentor him. 🕸️

Ain’t no way this bird is waking me up at 5 am

Officially getting sick and it’s about to be all of your problem.

Do I order breakfast? (Yes)

Oh, it’s the Spider-Noir premiere? Let me turn it into my personal photoshoot instead. 📸

@oliviacwilde That’s all that matters!!!!

Always impressing myself with how well I cook.

I can feel that it’s going to be a good day today.

I told you, it’s not a phase!!!

Doing groceries means getting a bunch of snacks I don’t need and then blaming it on my daughter.

I’m a cardigan man, through and through.

@oliviacwilde Amazon Prime and Chill???

Only thing bigger than my ego is this poster. 🕷️

@oliviacwilde If there’s one thing I can do, it’s beatbox. If there’s a second, it’s make your thingy hard. If there’s a third, it’s both.

@concretexskies Just did, deal with: it.

@fauxtwenty don’t tell me what to do 🤨

Don’t talk to me while my croc’s headlights are on.

@oliviacwilde I knew you wouldn’t. :)