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Good morning and Happy Sunday to everyone who agrees that, with Iran destroying 16 of our military bases in the Middle East, and STILL controlling the Strait of Hormuz, it's clear trump and Hegseth are LYING to us. It's a MASSIVE coverup.

Aziz Ansari just appeared as Kash Patel on SNL, and they went innnnn on him "I'm a trailblazer. I'm the first Indian person to suck at their job. Everyone says Indian people are smart, hardworking, incredibly intelligent. I prove without a shadow of a doubt that we can be just as incapable and incompetent as the whites."

Holy shit, no wonder MAGA backed off of the Epstein files, so many of them implicated in sex trafficking. Craig Long is a MAGA influencer who got busted in a human trafficking sting, seen here with pedo protector trump. Influence that, MAGA.

HAHAHA, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHAHAHA, AND IT COST 70 MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!💀💀

If you can't 25th Amendment this fruitcake, then NOBODY should ever get the 25th Amendment. Certified wacko.

Holy shit, smug CNN asshole Scott Jennings totally lost it on Adam Mockler because he couldn't even answer a simple question. "Get your fucking hand out of my face!" What a fragile little bitch. Good job keeping your cool, Adam.

Alina Habba went on The View yesterday & it did not go well for her HABBA: The DOJ brings real cases. We are not Jack Smith. We are not Letitia James. We bring real cases AUDIENCE: *laughs & groans* HOSTIN: You actually were sanctioned nearly $1 mil for filing a frivolous lawsuit against Comey

This is hilarious! Thanks for the chuckle today, Gavin Newsom! 🤣 There’s nothing better than trolling the wannabe dictator who is putting his repulsive picture on everything, including our passports now. 😡

DEAR GOD THE WHITE HOUSE LOOKS LIKE A CHEAP RUSSIAN 80S WHORE HOUSE 😬

What a grotesquely embarrassing clod. He cut in front of Camilla AND King Charles. You MAGAs want us to stop describing him like that? Then tell him to STOP doing trashy, dumb shit that humiliates our entire country. Damn.

REMINDER of that time when trump said, at Charlie Kirk's memorial, that "I HATE my opponent and I don't want the best for them." Take your bullshit "turn down the temperature" talk and shove it all the way up your asses.

JIMMY KIMMEL: "I agree that hateful and violent rhetoric is something we should reject. I do, and I think a great place to start, to dial that back, would be to have a conversation with your husband." BOOM. I stand with Jimmy Kimmel.🙏💪

TWEEPS: Florida voters are being cut out completely as DeSantis pushes new maps designed to lock in power without a public vote. CA and VA trusted their voters. Florida won’t. I need 1,000 fast RTs and replies using #StopIllegalFloridaMaps Please and thank you! 🙏💪

Melania Trump says Jimmy Kimmel should be canceled. Last week her husband commented on Robert Mueller’s death: “Good. I”m glad he’s dead.” Said Pretty much the same about my old friend Rob Reiner. People who live in glass houses should’t throw shit.

This is hilarious! The Maybelline man, JD Vance, failed so miserably with the Iran negotiations that he is being demoted to filling in for Karoline Leavitt while she is on maternity leave! 😂

THIS IS AWESOME SAUCE. 😬

To repeat: if you are attending the Correspondents Dinner tonight and you are not planning to actively protest the presence of Trump and his henchmen and yet you claim to be a journalist and a patriotic American.. You are neither a journalist nor an American STAND FOR SOMETHING

Good morning and Happy Friday to everyone disgusted by the hypocrisy of Republicans who were furious that Hunter Biden sold a painting for some money, but are dead silent about Don Jr. and Eric trump making MILLIONS off of Pentagon contracts... ...on their dad's illegal war.

Trump fell asleep again during a live televised meeting. If Joe Biden had done that, the media would have treated it like a national emergency and run wall-to-wall panic coverage for a week. But when Trump does it, they look the other way because the clown show keeps their ratings up and their pockets full. The hypocrisy is disgraceful. The media failed the country, and they know it.