Favor Esther

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: My dad is in the hospital *7 days later* Teacher: Is your dad still in the hospital? Student: Yes. He's a doctor. Teacher:

@seunnimi Guyy😭😹

When I’m having a quiet day and people start thinking I’m sad or angry at them

even as a joke don’t belittle anyone.

Normalize carrying wipes, deodorant, perfume, and lip gloss in your bag. Be that girl. Stay fresh.

I hate small talk at work. I want to do my job and go home.

Hot take But men love wicked womennnnnn Jesus Men absolutely love wicked women

playing victim with me is pointless because i'm a proud villain

“can i call you and cry” go meet who swap your phone na, you dey craze?

SERIOUS QUESTION: If your sibling called you at 2am and said “don’t ask questions, just come” Are you really showing up??

For benin,you go see ss2 student wey guide pass 9-5 worker

Pour me Toto water guy 😭😂

Wizkid, Tems, Don Jazzy were the only listed Afrobeats stars amongst heavyweights of different industries and field across Africa in the Top 100 Africa Hall Of Fame with Wizkid ranking number 1 🐐

First law of Motion: Guide👌

“Are you free?” you cage me before ?

i stopped talking to men fr… now it’s just ‘oh he cute’ and i go on about my day 😂 I already got enough problems

To us who are nobody on this app, but still finds this app exciting 🍻

You will think it’s only on Twitter people are complaining about this government till you listen to radio. One woman lament till she burst cry this morning. God abeg wetin be this?

@NOSAIYAMU5 @SalimoAnne Fb

@SalimoAnne @favore35 Follow

Verified or Not Say Hi 👋 We Follow You."

Nigerians must catch cruise😭😭😭😭