emrys

whenever there's an event in CoS i always make sure to get 3 of every new species they make; one to keep, one to sell, and one to give to my friend in case she doesn't get it in time

proud owner of a big d!ck

I want to be a dragon rider, not because I want to command a dragon. No, I want the dragon to show me off to his friends like a creature he caught. ... I also wanna bounce on it crazy style.

get out bro i'm self soothing and stimming to futa on male

@TheCaptainHG YAAAAYYYYY

Next drawing is Walter, it’s been an eternity since I last drew him

@11maxout i'm tired of the pornpilled posts on my tl

@fawnviscera You good?

no, you're not into ntr or cucking, you don't have a porn addiction, you're not losing your mind, it's literally just spring, it's human mating season. you'll get over it.

i'll take "gay ass homos" for 500, alex

pack it up

@Canabase_ just call it The Coffin

What do I name my island

@Theworstofmax i would've killed him

Ahora que me dijo tienen similitudes en la máscara

@Theworstofmax yeah fair i'm lucky my charm and good looks convince my coworkers to let me go out to my car to cry sometimes

@Theworstofmax where d'ya think you'd go

Guts berserk build

i failed at customer service again today (guy asked to feel my hoodie material and i misunderstood and grabbed his sleeve) they need to kill me

@smorberg18307 go ollie you can do it beat those foids put your back into it

One day, this will be me🤞🏻

@Werwolf_Soldier hook me up to a lie detector and ask me if i gaf. i want you to see something.

@fawnviscera You've been 2 for 2 lately. Keep it up and you'll never hear from me again

you killed my emp. my favorite emp. what gives you the right to deal a pain so deep? don't you know that pain you sow is pain you reap?

coincidentally he's also going to pass away. amen.

... lord, he keeps testing me, but i know that tests are for passing and i trust your holy plan. amen.