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@05BM44 Ata huko long distance trucks don't run through, why was he there? 🤔

Butere, Kakamega County: Yesterday morning, Timothy Mutwiri, a long distance driver was abducted & robbed off a truck carrying Sh6m scrap metal at Sabatia town while he was transporting the goods from Busia to Nairobi. ^Mosocho Police Station.

@Lucid__visuals @Kawy_Pam Acha emotions ka bitch

@fayazonee @Kawy_Pam Unahitaji mafuta taa ndyo akili iwake, panya buku!

Life has been extremely tough since I lost my husband last year. I've three months arrears and facing eviction any time from now. Life has been unfair in ways you can only imagine. I've failed as a mother. 0797618629

@chiplichipli2k @Nyaberih_ "I stay faithful in a room full of whores" - @kanyewest

In a room full of people you’ll find me in the corner scrolling through twitter.

I wonder what God's plan was for rats regarding accommodation, are they supposed to stay with us?

@ronnieonly Alphabet boys

@gaddafffii But si ni ukweli

Buda kila mahali kuko hivi. County iko na bars haikosi zenye zina operate 24hrs na zimejazwa na all genders. Its 2026 hii stereotype ya Mt. Kenya idedi sasa

@_Makaveli_420 Niece anakua him aje tena

My niece was taken by police last year and was posted huko Baragoi Baringo buana. So last week we went to visit him. Buana people are not there only idle lands. We got to a small market nikaona watoi na bunduki refu kuwashinda bana siett. Niliuliza kama polisi wa huku huwa hawavai uniform 😂 He told us ashaweka resignation letter coz his partners walikuwa washamadwa na bandits.

Oyaaah @NdindiNyoro, fuck you and your African business 🤮🤮

@IAMRAPCHA Mafi yeye

Ndindi Nyoro alikua anafikiria tuko zile enzi unafanya damage then unarudi after a few years na hadithi ukidhani raia wamesahau Jamaa aliambia Uhuru a-suspend constitution tuuliwe sisi wote, ule ni Kasongo 2.0, kale kadamu kabaya ka kunguni

@jumaf3 @HonJBMuturi Mafi yeye

Here is a letter signed by JB @HonJBMuturi authorising the G-To-G thing that now he pretends he has had no knowledge about. Khabusie!

@58252Lema County commander Bgm to be recalled too, he's unaware of his duties

NPS recalled Ishiara OCS after Tues clashes in Ishiara Market, Mbeere North, Embu County. Protesters demonstrated over poor services at Ishiara Level 4 Hospital; police opened fire, killing two men and injuring several others. Residents dumped bodies at police station.

@jojo__joe He heard that accent you guys have 🤮🤮

I'm starting to feel uncomfortable with how people easily recognise the region I come from. Nimekaa hapa kwa co-driver's seat kwa mat and the driver is asking, "Jatelo, do you want me to play some Prince Indah songs for you?" Hivyo ndio amepata 200 nilikuwa nimepangia lunch.

Mungu huona vile Wakenya huteswa ama he forgot us, ama he doesn't exist? Ama kwa nini watu wrong wanakufa na wale tunataka wakufe hawakufi? Ama.... ?

@NdindiNyoro Wee si nilikublock? Why you still on my TL?

FUEL PRICES: Practical proposals on how to deal with the Fuel Prices in Kenya. With a monthly consumption of approximately 400 Million litres, the government must reduce pump prices by at least the following amount. The proposal below is not a favour but asking the government to reinstate taxes and levies before they were added by this regime in 2023 (VAT) and Fuel Levy (2024). Reduce Ksh 7 from the fuel levy that was added in 2024. Reduce VAT by an additional 5 % immediately, which will be approximately Ksh 8 per litre. Grant an additional 5 Bn in subsidies from the Fuel Stabilisation Fund, which will be approximately Ksh 12 Per Litre. The fund already has more than the required amount and in excess of Ksh 20Bn. This should translate to a reduction by Ksh 7 8 12 = Ksh 27. This is not too much to ask. Kenyans are simply demanding the reduction of Levies and taxes to the level they were before 2023. We are African and Africa is our Business..

@Maryian96 Ugly ass language, ugly ass accents they ooze

TRANSLATION..."Toa Wakikuyu wote kwa ofisi yako weka wajaluo, mahali imefika lazima ukuwe na watu wako kwa ofisi yako." ~ Makamu to CS Wandayi,Tribal bigots...kwani wakikuyu waliwakulia mabibi ama? Tutolewe juu hatulipi taxes??

@kenya_malk4747 @Kibet_bull Mwenye anapiganiwa pia his taste tho, ugly ass madfakz

@Kibet_bull This's so wrong jameni na labda ni boyfriend ana piganiwa, uuuuuiiii mimi nayo siwezi pigwa hivi kinaweza eleweka juu ile vita inaweza kuwa hapo kdf tu ndiyo wanaweza tutenganisha

This is very wrong. DCI should go for this ladies.

@Kibet_bull Wote ni sura mbaya

@Kibet_bull Kwani hio side ya Kenya madem wote ni sura mbaya, their men only thrive in corruption tho. Sijataja mtu

@Realkangethe CHAIRMAN tena

Gladys Wanga is slowly coming to the sad reality that it was a long con by the chief liar himself, and he might be joining Linda mwananchi led by Edwin Sifuna anytime. The clock is ticking!!