Faye

1.3K posts

Faye banner
Faye

Faye

@fayesos

I think I’m really funny

London, England Katılım Nisan 2009
116 Takip Edilen142 Takipçiler
Faye
Faye@fayesos·
How @thameswater can you turn off a streets water “for a few hours” without any notice?? Surely you have emails and phone numbers for everyone that’ll be affected. I have a newborn which requires running water around the clock, this is totally irresponsible of you!
English
1
0
0
114
Faye
Faye@fayesos·
@RebeccaCNReid Let it get crushed in your pocket like a real man
English
0
0
2
40
Rebecca Reid
Rebecca Reid@RebeccaCNReid·
I have started compiling a list of things that I don’t think men should be allowed have. It goes as follows:
Rebecca Reid tweet media
English
89
31
914
147.3K
Faye
Faye@fayesos·
The only thing I’m manifesting in 2023 is a dedicated line of air fryer food from M&S
English
0
0
2
57
Faye
Faye@fayesos·
When someone annoys me, I archive them on WhatsApp. I will still go in there to reply to messages but I like that they’re in jail and they don’t even know it
English
0
0
0
18
Faye
Faye@fayesos·
@RebeccaCNReid Just for future ref, what is the number of the ‘banter police’?
English
0
0
1
487
Rebecca Reid
Rebecca Reid@RebeccaCNReid·
it’s not been a good week for me and old men
Rebecca Reid tweet media
English
9
0
35
16.1K
Faye
Faye@fayesos·
Do you add things to your joint Amazon basket just for the reaction or are you in an adult relationship?
Faye tweet media
English
0
0
3
107
Lucy 🌷
Lucy 🌷@lucyelizabethRR·
believe me when I say I will never, EVER voluntarily listen to a podcast about my field. CHOOSE to listen to a white man discuss reducing customer acquisition costs? Outside of working hours??? For free?????
English
1
0
3
178
Faye
Faye@fayesos·
@RebeccaCNReid What capacity do you need? I have a little black book of private dining rooms 😉
English
1
0
0
139
Rebecca Reid
Rebecca Reid@RebeccaCNReid·
Has anyone got a suggestion for a private dining room in central london (or south west) which is nice but won't be horrified by a barbiecore hen do?
English
4
0
3
3.7K
Faye
Faye@fayesos·
It’s not ‘twixmas’ or ‘betwixmas’, it’s the festive gooch
English
0
0
3
162
Kerry Fitzgerald
Kerry Fitzgerald@misskerryfitz·
@RebeccaCNReid Yeh not everyone can afford a dining table or has space for one if they are in a tiny property... We used to eat our Christmas dinner on the sofa when I was a kid.
English
4
0
7
0
Faye
Faye@fayesos·
Every time I open a bar of Tony’s Chocolonely, I feel like Charlie pre chocolate factory
English
0
0
0
0
Faye
Faye@fayesos·
@RebeccaCNReid Tell me you’re a psychopath without telling me you’re a psychopath
English
0
0
2
0
Lucy 🌷
Lucy 🌷@lucyelizabethRR·
bby if u think you can just share the gdoc with me and NOT follow up with a friendly informative little slack msg explaining exactly what you'd like me to do, it's not happening
English
1
0
3
0
Faye
Faye@fayesos·
@RebeccaCNReid If they don’t sell syntax in Hermes, she ain’t interested
English
0
0
2
0
Faye
Faye@fayesos·
Would anyone buy my cook book, “Pregnant Lady Crack”?
Faye tweet media
English
1
0
6
0