How has this not caught on yet?
Faye@fayesos
It’s not ‘twixmas’ or ‘betwixmas’, it’s the festive gooch
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Faye
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Faye
@fayesos
I think I’m really funny
London, England Katılım Nisan 2009
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How @thameswater can you turn off a streets water “for a few hours” without any notice?? Surely you have emails and phone numbers for everyone that’ll be affected. I have a newborn which requires running water around the clock, this is totally irresponsible of you!
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Can't wait to get sued for having a pet aisle
M&S@marksandspencer
Introducing Curly the Puppy – man’s best friend in chocolate form! 🥺🐶 Our adorable little pooch is made from milk and white marbled chocolate, and comes in 100% plastic-free packaging – he’s the paw-fect Easter treat for a dog parent. 😆
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Erm why is the government spending our tax dollars on sex surveys no one asked for??
YouGov@YouGov
Do oral sex, hand jobs and fingering count as "having sex"? 👄🍆: 45% counts / 41% does not count 👅🍩: 44% / 40% 🍩👈: 37% / 48% ✊🍆: 34% / 52% yougov.co.uk/topics/society…
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I have started compiling a list of things that I don’t think men should be allowed have. It goes as follows:
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@RebeccaCNReid Just for future ref, what is the number of the ‘banter police’?
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@RebeccaCNReid What capacity do you need? I have a little black book of private dining rooms 😉
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Has anyone got a suggestion for a private dining room in central london (or south west) which is nice but won't be horrified by a barbiecore hen do?
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@misskerryfitz @RebeccaCNReid To be fair, there is a table behind them folded up
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@RebeccaCNReid Yeh not everyone can afford a dining table or has space for one if they are in a tiny property... We used to eat our Christmas dinner on the sofa when I was a kid.
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We don’t give a fuck what you think you crinkly old man
PoliticsJOE@PoliticsJOE_UK
Jacob Rees-Mogg stood up in a debate to share his Victorian era views on abortion. This man was in Cabinet up until recently.
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@RebeccaCNReid Tell me you’re a psychopath without telling me you’re a psychopath
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It crushes me that someone with such poor syntax is so fucking rich
Mollie Goodfellow@hansmollman
sorry to ur gran but I’m different x
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