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@faylynjohnson

I only tweet things to make my sister laugh

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Just called my hamstrings my hash browns.
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little star@faylynjohnson·
No offense to baseball players, but what are they even doing out there.
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little star@faylynjohnson·
Idk man why are more men leisure tap dancing. It’s 2026, like show a girl some taps.
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little star@faylynjohnson·
Does anyone really even know how to bake chicken?
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little star@faylynjohnson·
@jennnkur I fear Mormon Wives have me in a chokehold but RT Hannah Montana
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Jenn@jennnkur·
not to be a hater but idgaf about god damn mormon wives and their weird toxic lives or Hannah Montana
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little star@faylynjohnson·
I’m sorry but that Hagrid face does not match the Hagrid body.
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little star@faylynjohnson·
thinkin bout joann fabrics 😔
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Jenn@jennnkur·
It’s really cool when you’ve been trying to see a therapist for 4 months and none of them get back you 🙃
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Jenn@jennnkur·
New Girl is the greatest show to ever exist
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conjira@SAlNTCON·
who wants to skate at riverside park tomorrow? 🥰
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trophy wife lyfe
trophy wife lyfe@justshelby_·
heard my boyfriend’s band playing in a Miller lite commercial last week before anyone knew about it and forgot to tell him about it until he found out about it today LOL whoops
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johann sebastian bitch@CarsonTCody·
@faylynjohnson @justshelby_ You know what, I’m gonna say it TOP 10 NUTS IN RANKING ORDER: 1) macadamia 2) cashew 3) pistachio 4) hazelnut 5) pecan 6) almond 7) peanut 8) walnut 9) Brazil nut 10) tree nut
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trophy wife lyfe@justshelby_·
cashews are top 3 nut dont @ me
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little star@faylynjohnson·
@justshelby_ remember at soccer practice when we accidentally kicked a f50 soccer ball on the roof and peebs said someone kicked a f150 on the roof roflmao
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trophy wife lyfe@justshelby_·
currently having my 5th quarter life crisis might fuck around and buy an F-150
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little star@faylynjohnson·
@justshelby_ can’t wait for my sisters boyfriends band to get famous so I can become the mousey sister to the it girl I was born to me
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trophy wife lyfe@justshelby_·
can’t wait for my boyfriends band to get famous so I can become the it girl I was born to be
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little star@faylynjohnson·
@ROBlN Someone get this to Lorne Michaels stat.
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