little star

Just called my hamstrings my hash browns.

@grantbarks Okay great that’s what I thought

@faylynjohnson Touchdowns and goals

No offense to baseball players, but what are they even doing out there.

Idk man why are more men leisure tap dancing. It’s 2026, like show a girl some taps.

Does anyone really even know how to bake chicken?

@jennnkur I fear Mormon Wives have me in a chokehold but RT Hannah Montana

not to be a hater but idgaf about god damn mormon wives and their weird toxic lives or Hannah Montana

I’m sorry but that Hagrid face does not match the Hagrid body.

thinkin bout joann fabrics 😔

@jennnguido Me for the past year 🤗

It’s really cool when you’ve been trying to see a therapist for 4 months and none of them get back you 🙃

@jennnguido Couldn’t agree more

New Girl is the greatest show to ever exist

@Adrionic3000 @conniekieuu Woohooo!!! Leggooo!!!

@conniekieuu Me and my friend @faylynjohnson and her girl gang skating there Wednesday night !

who wants to skate at riverside park tomorrow? 🥰

@justshelby_ who heard it?!!! 👀

heard my boyfriend’s band playing in a Miller lite commercial last week before anyone knew about it and forgot to tell him about it until he found out about it today LOL whoops

@CarsonTCody @justshelby_ Pecan coming in at #5?! I don’t buy it.

@faylynjohnson @justshelby_ You know what, I’m gonna say it TOP 10 NUTS IN RANKING ORDER: 1) macadamia 2) cashew 3) pistachio 4) hazelnut 5) pecan 6) almond 7) peanut 8) walnut 9) Brazil nut 10) tree nut

cashews are top 3 nut dont @ me

@lostthecause HAHAHAH SAME

@justshelby_ remember at soccer practice when we accidentally kicked a f50 soccer ball on the roof and peebs said someone kicked a f150 on the roof roflmao

currently having my 5th quarter life crisis might fuck around and buy an F-150

@justshelby_ can’t wait for my sisters boyfriends band to get famous so I can become the mousey sister to the it girl I was born to me

can’t wait for my boyfriends band to get famous so I can become the it girl I was born to be

@ROBlN Someone get this to Lorne Michaels stat.

@mosthaley you will be

@ROBlN lollll robinnnnnnn

@PJVogt Can’t wait