Fear Before

The grandmother

My friends and family are fucking cool

I aint happy, i'm feelin glad. I got sunshine, in a bag. i'm useless, but not for long. my future is comin on

American league baseball, brought to you by foster's... Australian for beer.

Just punted a wet banzai burrito!

Gatsby's american dream. one of the best live shows I've ever seen

Buck russell

Gosh you're an upbeat lady

Just got fired

Donde estan las chelas guey?!

I haven't been this drunk at work since yesterday

I haven't been this late to work since amy's birthday

The guy behind us just said, 'oh shit dude, we were totally supposed to go to that funeral today and we came to the ball game instead...'

Should have only bought one ticket

If anyone wants to sit next to me i have an extra rockies ticket

I'm bring a cure

Mostly losing

Something like a menomena!?

Watch another action movie, dream of me

About to watch the pumpkins... Hoping for a night of nostalgia