The Magnitude of Me

Hope the new gun laws don't affect my cumshots.

Habs getting dominated and winning 3-1. I can't wait until the playoffs

She's AI guys, she's AI.

@MsCranberyjuice For the fun of it?

@youlooklikeamom That's just a rumor

Sorry for posting so much I forgot it was the weekend and people have lives and go on dates 😂

I should've been born wealthy and well hung.

@baseballchickie Well he's not lying 🙂

Me: Ughhh I feel like shit. Friend: Your boobs look huge. Me: …

when did you realise you may be watching the greatest film of all time?

@20th_Centurygal Clutch

Give me a band or artist who's name is one word...one word only, no "The". Let's see how many we can come up with...😊🎶

This is fantastic.

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They've got a little something something about them...

At some point the fathers of these victims are going to start taking things into their own hands and it's going to be ugly. This guy should be put away for 10 years anyway.

@rage69chaos @MotleyCrue Got it! Thank you 👍

@feck12a @MotleyCrue You have to switch it to the Midway make your selections then switch it to freakshow Make your selections and so on and so on 🤘

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@char_stokely Just stay naked 100% of the time. Problem solved, you're welcome 😉

Freedom to complain real quick? It drives me NUTS that when I go out of my way to find 100% cotton clothing they LIE about it being cotton and instead send me 75% polyamide “fabric”. ⚡️ 👎 ⚡️😭 I don’t want plastic clothing against my skin…

@baseballchickie Check out this account, @BattingStanceG he's always spot on and it's awesome.

I Woke up fucking fabulous! Starting today, I get my fix. ⚾️⚾️ #OpeningDay #MLB

@enchantedhottie No

Can I trust you? ❤️

@nypost There should be a hook in that mouth

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