I won’t burst into flames. Despite what the articles say I can be a good girl in public institutions.
MR. HAPPY@timeoutroom
Aw, c'mon, now. Don't come make a scene at church. Gotta help set up the egg hunt that morning.
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@federalmutt
clarity viewed through dying eyes
original character Katılım Kasım 2022
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Mm, the Dalai Andrews. How long do you plan to be at church on Sunday? I was looking forward to giving you your easter basket in person.
MR. HAPPY@timeoutroom
Nah. I'm not pressed. I'm at a solid 120/80 rn.
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When I acknowledge you at all your blood pressure climbs.
MR. HAPPY@timeoutroom
I love when you white-knight me.
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That’s what the smile’s for. It’s in the name.
MR. HAPPY@timeoutroom
I'm actually a really nice guy.
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@killsolved // im never that active here anymore but it's #ween season
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And I deal. It’s fine. But the 150 DPI screenshots of me on r/shittytattoos with paragraph after paragraph that reaaally blow me
domestic@federalmutt
Everytime I do a press conference my leaked nudes get re-circulated and a year is taken off my life.
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Let me help you all understand this one. Imagine a not-so-tall New-England bred Richard Gere type red in the face behind some nice, sturdy, vintage desk retailing at two grand bitching about something you’ve heard a thousand times before, and he’s waving these things around.
domestic@federalmutt
My boss’ fucked up left hand
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