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Zeff: Sanji, son, we are poor, we cannot pay more money on better toilet paper, we need to be financially responsible Zeff: Btw I bought us tickets to the West Blue for some family vacation

Sanji seeing that ugly boat Zeff modelled after him: He told me we had a financial crisis, I asked him to buy me a new closet because mine was too small and he told me we would never financially recover from that?

Sanji who fights Luffy in wci, who insults him because it would’ve worked on Water 7 Luffy, because he was the one that stopped him from saying something he’d regret last time

Zoro: If Sanji were to hypothetically get murdered, how would you react? Luffy: Zoro: Yes, totally, I understand

@placesacross Do you want to share a part of it?

@fedyth_ The way this is a plot point in my longest-running AU (I haven’t touched it in so long, I miss it…)

The strawhats find a way to cure Sanji so Sanji decides to help his siblings too and when he does they’re not grateful “Why did you save us? Over twenty years of murder and cruelty, it was good that we didn’t know what we were doing, it never hurt before”

@PrionDissent Thank you thank you, angst is my passion ✨

@fedyth_ I love that all your tweets cause one million psychic damage to me and I lap it up. You know these characters too well.

[post wano] Luffy: And then I told him I’d rather starve than never eat his food again Zoro: …and do you still feel like that? Hypothetically if Sanji were to, eh, die, what would happen with you? Luffy: I’m not repeating myself, I just told you Zoro: Yes…fun, fun

@UstShark Look I want to write it, it just hasn’t happened yet 💔

@fedyth_ PORFA LO NECESITOOO

Superhero au where Sanji is Stealth Black and Zoro knows this but Sanji doesn’t know that Zoro knows and Zoro always makes comments like “stealth black is so hot“ and Sanji gets jealous of himself cause why does Zoro like Stealth Black and not Sanji?

The Baratie being a place where women prefer to have their first dates because they know their male dates wouldn’t get away with anything there

[Baratie] Sanji: Hey I heard your date saying those awful things about you, I sank his ship Woman: What? Sanji: And here’s some of the money he had on there, the meal is free of course, for you, he has to pay triple Woman: Thank you Sanji: I’ll beat him up too afterwards

“I saved you out of pity and out of misplaced guilt and I saved you because you assholes are my siblings and I’d do it again” “So not a world where’s nothing left for us anymore, there’s still you, for some reason you’re still here”

“I saved you because I was saved, twice, by our mother and by my crew, and you deserved that too” “But we don’t Sanji, you should know that”

the boy scout pledge (1/4) #zosan

Zoro: Remember when I almost had to kill you? Sanji: Yeah, I remember almost losing myself

I feel like the death pact will always hurt Zoro more because it’s so “one sided”, for Zoro it’s about Sanji and for Sanji it’s not even about the death pact, it’s not what hurts, at that point Sanji already knows he’s lost For Zoro it’s traumatic, for Sanji it’s just necessary

Sanji who regains his emotions but he has post emotion-regain-depression because he has blood on his hands, because he remembers, because that emptiness will haunt him for the rest of life and Zoro gets angry at it because “we saved you, what are you moping about, I saved you”

Pink ladies rivalry 👻