Marissa Carter

My Quarantine Look:

There are five men in this coffee shop and they all look like Stanley Tucci.

@SarahBessey It's an honor to follow you twice! I may unfollow and then follow back all my favorite people, just to give them a little boost of intentional support 😂

Listen, I'm a black coffee before PSL kind of woman, but I'm not going to pretend for one second that I didn't just send an email to @VoortmanCookies wanting to know if Pumpkin Spice Wafers are coming back. So, pick me and then throw me back, I guess.

Target just released their new End Times collection. Go get it now, while you still can.

@amynelsonrivera @jacquestorres I’m sorry @amynelsonrivera. Our passcode didn’t work either. Luckily, we didn’t have plans yesterday and were able to wait for the new start time. Several of our friends had to give up and move on. It was a mess, wasn’t it?!

@feelingismutual @jacquestorres Must be nice. We didn’t matter.

.@jacquestorres, this was the exact moment my daughter realized you were live on zoom. Thank you for making it worth the wait! Adeline and Elsa both say, “Bon soir et merci beaucoup!” (They practiced!) #naileditathome #nailedit

What's the SBC?

This morning, my daughter referred to her inner thighs as her “Floppy boys” and I’ve never been more proud.

Grab a candle, a match, and join the @TulsaFBC congregation for a virtual Ash Wednesday service. I hope the service, as simple (and awkward) as it is, is a blessing to you– Grace & Peace!fb.watch/3J75Neq7tM/

I mean... this is Armie Hammer right?

Armie Hammer has always reminded me of Alan Tudyk with the Hollywood filter from Face app applied. An uncanny valley veneer of “handsome” and alllllmost human. Now I guess I know why.

Just witness a man run into Costco, 5 mins till close, on Thanksgiving Eve. He emerged cradling breadsticks and a Costco sized package of Q-tips. Life is a beautiful mystery!

An Epilogue: Chris finally got off his work Zoom and is taking Elsa to her nature class, rescuing me from the most chaotic thirty minutes of my life. And now, from downstairs, the trumpet starts. . .

So, in case you were wondering, working from home and distance learning? Still a winning combo!

Hey, Marissa, why can’t you make a deadline? If you could see Elsa trying her best to lay across my keyboard, wrapped in a towel “like a burrito” while demanding that I hand-feed her popcorn, I feel like you’d have a better understanding of what I’m up against.

One of my favorite days of the year- our new calendar for 2021 was delivered today! The 7yr old: DON’T OPEN IT! IT CONTAINS THE FUTURE!