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@bigrobbbbbbbb Blue collar

Busy day at the office for St Patrick’s Day

I love my solo stove but no one warned me about how much lock down D you have to play when getting the fire started. You better be ready to be an instant brand ambassador the minute you crack this puppy out.

Having a kid first in a group of college friends is awesome. Every inquiry about his health has been focused on the circumcision of his “hog”, with one friend expressing disagreement with the procedure claiming “I wanted bitches to be peeling his shit back” in front of Sydney

JUST THROW ONE. CATCHABLE BALL NICO. ONE.

This and a cassette to aux converter in the 08 accord open.spotify.com/track/4U8hMes3…

I’m low key very nice with the swaddle. How many Dads are the primary swaddler in American households? Do Dads get enough credit when it comes to newborn care? Really big of me to start the conversation around this.

Unreal parody

New discovered all time guilty pleasure is not wearing my wedding ring to the baby’s drs appointments so it looks like I knocked up Sydney and we got engaged out of pity. She fucking hates it😎

Neyland Stadium is the toughest place to play in College Football. Thank you for your attention on this matter.

Not proud of it but Tate McRae has an outside shot at my most listened to artist this year. Syd knows

In disbelief the western Mexican restaurants don't carry cheese dip

Can’t believe it took me 29 years of life to discover the pregnancy pillow. This thing is staying in the bed well after Peyton Manning Rous is born.

Jake Merklinger pulling up to Neyland today

Not many things better than being a white male when it’s over 60 degrees.

@Aripags25 I was devastated when they didn’t cast this dude as the “handsome southern asshole”