(vworp-vworp!)

@hankgreen threads but mostly because they’re served up to me on my ig feed and sometimes i click through

When it comes to /not Twitter/ what are you up to these days?

Obsessed with this guy on the US men's gymnastics team who's only job is pommel horse, so he just sits there until he's activated like a sleeper agent, whips off his glasses like Clark Kent and does a pommel horse routine that helps deliver the team its first medal in 16 years.

best part of The Martian was the sex scene. when Matt Damon dicked down his potato woman and NASA started cheering

give ‘em the old razzle dazzle

I made the dumbest mistakes. extremely humbled. Spellcheck #85 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟥🟩 🟩🟩🟥🟥🟩 spellcheckgame.com

Ringo's POV is gonna be like when they did 30 Rock from Kenneth's perspective and he saw everyone as muppets

@elkeee i know the feeling; good luck, i hope you get it!!!

I made a worlde-style spelling bee 🐝 3 rounds with increasing difficult 5 prompts per round How many can you spell correctly? PLAY NOW: spellcheck.xyz

@neotaco oh no

hmm turns out listening to luka at the top of the workday is also bad for my emotions. please @WSFM1017 take this song out of your weekday playlists 😭

it should be illegal to play suzanne vega's 'luka' on the radio in the middle of the work day, when i am in danger of accidentally crying in the office

@nuriepop so you can take half of it home for a treat later

@angharadyeo cool because they have lasers now, for precision cleaning.

vacuums are more

i had only the vaguest idea who Louise Adler was before right now but can confidently say after this that she fucken rules

@elkeee ahh I love this! they’re so well-packed! ♥️

we’re clearing out a bunch of stuff in order to sell the house, but it is important that i (a childless woman in her 30s) keep all the hello kitty wedding dolls i collected from a mcdonalds promo in 1999

the millenial urge to live in dulwich hill

@elkeee OMG I wish I’d been able to get them all; Indian wedding sounds cool. these were in storage at my mum’s for years until i decided to rescue and display them in my home lol