One Seventh of Three Dog Night

"There were two sets of footprints in the sand, my son, for I was walking beside you." "But, my Lord, what about when there was only one set of footprints?" "That was when I went up to the boardwalk to get a hot dog."

@KentuckyRoots @genxbaptist @fabledintime @IanCopeland5 That's not fair. The Bible is kind of interesting, but not a one of these yay-hoos seems to know a thing about it as an actual collection of documents. There are plenty of events described in the Bible that historically, we know happened-- just none involved God.

@genxbaptist @fabledintime @IanCopeland5 There are 8 billion people on this planet. 0 have seen a supernatural event. There have been 0 supernatural events since the evention of the camera. The Bible is a collection of fairy tales.

There is no scientific evidence for such a thing. That's what faith is for...

@genxbaptist @fabledintime @IanCopeland5 Proof or disproof has nothing to do with the supernatural. It's whether something happened or not, regardless of why.

@fabledintime @IanCopeland5 That’s because science can’t prove or disprove the resurrection. It was a supernatural event. That’s out of the reach of science.

@fabledintime @scalper4305372 @IanCopeland5 Don't shit on AI just because someone used a photoshop to pretend a "completely objective machine" produced their truth. ChatGPT would never give an answer like this without someone poisoning their prompt in a variety of ways. To wit: real GPT says Cicero, Augustus, and Ramesses

@scalper4305372 @IanCopeland5 You're asking ChatGPT. Come back when you aren't a generative AI slobberer

@OJEmmyJob1 @fabledintime @IanCopeland5 Thanks for warning us. Now tell us the opinion.

@fabledintime @IanCopeland5 💀

@frasermatthew @Acyn Why do any of this? We already have a cooperation agreement. Trump literally only wants Greenland because he thinks it's huge and that adding to the "square footage" of the US is a net-positive for himself. Period.

@Acyn Here’s the deal: a 100-year lease for $700 billion, channel proceeds are channeled to Ukraine to defeat Putin. Result: Russia is no longer a threat to Ukraine, Europe, or the United States. Win-win-win.

Watters: We’re offering them $700 billion. The royal family in Denmark is dying to sell Denmark. Every European that we are going to grease with the 700 billion is dying to do this deal… We’re getting Greenland.

@gonedark21 @RussOnPolitics @RpsAgainstTrump It's the first thing I've laughed out loud at today.

@RussOnPolitics @RpsAgainstTrump "The Peter Navarro of Howard Lutnicks" must be one of the best insults I've heard in a really long time.

Trump’s Agriculture Secretary, Brooke Rollins, is doubling down on her out-of-touch claim that a healthy meal costs around $3: “I just saw new numbers that were run: a full day, meaning 3 full square meals and a snack, is about $15.64.”

Ahh, yes. What genius. The world we could have today, promised for tomorrow.

@JHWeissmann Look. There is a media bubble. Nothing rational or real or relevant gets in, so they live in a world where they now believe that milk is the most important issue ever. Like the War on Christmas that never Occurred, or the 20 trans athletes that were suddenly an epidemic.

@JHWeissmann It's also weird that antisemites would pick up on you, given that your last name is literally White Man.

@JHWeissmann I didn't see the original tweet, but maybe this is somehow descended from a mikvah. Which, fair is fair from an outside perspective, but in terms of prevalence, it's like that guy in the Philippines who gets himself literally nailed to a cross. It's a thing, but who does it?

@Acyn Is he basically just citing Finders v. Keepers, but with guns?

Stephen Miller: Denmark is a tiny country with a tiny economy and a tiny military. They cannot defend Greenland… Under every understanding of law that has existed about territorial control for 500 years, to control a territory you have to be able to defend a territory…

@RussOnPolitics @Acyn Maybe shhh on this... don't give them more reasons.

@Acyn In WWII, one country did what others didn’t: Denmark saved its entire Jewish population. A small nation, enormous courage. In one night, people helped their neighbors escape to Sweden. Warm, generous, brave—Denmark will always have my respect. Greenland belongs to them.

There is a non-zero correlation between how often you have to replace your keyboard and how the internet makes you feel.

Shocked I haven't seen this shared around today. youtu.be/_3Q8bEAle1Q?fe…

@mousdrvr Fuck you! I say what I want! I _pay_ for this here Internet; I'm entitled to say whatever I want, anywhere I want, and have it become the laws and whatnot. I pay yer salary!

I just saw a reasonable looking tweet which actually asserted some dangerous bullshit in an area I know a bit about but no tweet storm reply I could have given would have added any clarity and would only have further muddied the waters. Sometimes it really is best to say nothing.

@RpsAgainstTrump But it is so cool to see the tank used to [allow Russia to] win the war. Any American should be proud of the M4.

It wasn’t just embarrassing for Trump. It humiliated our military, all because a wannabe dictator wanted a birthday parade to feed his authoritarian ego.

It's really disappointing to see so many vital voices clinging to Twitter, seemingly because they care about dumb fucking made up numbers, as if whatever matters about them wouldn't result in the same audience if they published on a less fucknut-funding platform for brief period.

@MikeNellis If a tank's dick could invert itself back inside its hull, this would be when we see it.

America's army won WWI and WWII, and this is the best they could fucking do with $45 million for this parade? I get the weather, but this is embarrassing.