Gitonga Felix.

Admission: I'm a time traveler from 2020. Enjoy 2016 - it's as good as it gets for awhile

Kenyan President William Ruto is the second most corrupt leader in the world, according to the Organized Crime and Corruption Reporting Project (OCCRP).

Bro to bro :: ukiwahi pata dem ako obsessed na wewe usiwahi acha chance ya kumkopa

Sen. Methu is fine. NIS is just testing the waters and Kenyans’ patience. Kenya is ready.

Missionary is for romance Doggy style is for rough sex

I&M bank really won with the Free Bank to Mpesa transfers

april fools is canceled this year. there's no joke bigger than this economy

None of Kenya’s stadiums meet the standards required for AFCON 2027, according to a new report by CAF

KRA will now track mobile money transactions. If you file nil returns but still receive money, you may be asked to explain

Men only have 5 moods: 1. Constantly horny 2. how we gonna get rich 3. Random 2 am motivation 4. Intense loneliness 5. My family needs me

Cybertruck is quicker than a Porsche 911, more powerful than a Ford Raptor

msichana akiingia in her zone time ya mechi she doesn’t care kama utampatia mimba...

I personally prefer going over to a ladies place because it's easier to leave than telling a lady to leave.

Transport during AFCON is sorted.

Mwananchi ajitolee, aamke 5am, akae kwa jam mpaka afike job 7:30am. Then apige 8-5 yake. Alipe 30% tax. Alafu bado aswim akienda home while fighting for his life. Aren't we angry enough Kenyans?

Kenyans are the tech GOATs: - They trained ChatGPT. - They run Meta AI. - They run social medias moderation teams. - They use the most admired mobile money platform - They were doing PHD thesis papers for all before AI. If we had good leadership, Singapore would want to be us.

1.3 Trillion is missing from Treasury. But KRA wants to know where the 100 shillings in my Mpesa came from? Umbwa wewe @WilliamsRuto