Schrödinger’s dih

“sebi uu dey pray, why he no favor uu”

Sybau (Subhanallah you’re beautiful and unique)

@piersmorgan by the way i know how to spell arsenal. But arseanal sounds better.

@communicat1022 Worst tweet ever

My mom put my cum sock to wash with my sisters ovulation soaked undies and I cant tell her we’re now in the realm of an incestoid homunculus who is colonizing through the secret breeding chemical in tide pods. Because its my dna in the homunculus. It’s my son who will kill us all

@JATetro 🫪🫪

Overheard behind me while watching #H5N1 NAS workshop today: "You want to really make a pandemic, make hantavirus human transmissible"

@nonsooo_10 @fwdaniels Curiosity k!led the cat 😂

@fwdaniels Meet curious man 🥶🥶😭😭😭

i’m curious, how does sucking tities feel from a woman’s pov

@Sugarboyadeola1 @Christo_OWOEYE Shakespeare ain’t got nothing on you 👍🏽😂

Can I take the D in your name and put it in the remaining🥹🥹😭😭😭😭🥹🥹

China is hitting America hard, using US methods. After US pressure, the Chinese terminals at the Panama Canal were closed/expropriated. US 1 : China 0 China declares that any shipping company using these terminals will be banned from Chinese ports. US 1 : China 5 All global (large) shipping companies using the Panama Canal cannot afford to lose access to Chinese ports. That would be a death sentence. Applying US methods is another way of successful “copying.”

@Pet3r_xavio @baddierhay how many likes to oil you up

@Pet3r_xavio Love Furries and Femboys 😍

Be Mark Zuckerberg: > learn Mandarin > give speeches in Mandarin in China > put Xi Jinping’s book on your desk > get employees to read Xi Jinping’s book > ask Xi Jinping to name your baby > get rejected > host Chinese internet officials at Facebook > try to bring Facebook back to China > get rejected > explore China-friendly censorship tools > get rejected > quietly test a China-only app > get rejected > buy an AI company with Chinese roots > get rejected by China again

@HenryMa79561893 🫪🫪

Cole Allen

@DrDanny2030 “If you’re not invited, don’t ask to go”

Tomorrow is their last day in Benin. They all had their shares with each other. From day 1, they already knew who would sleep with each other, snap with each other, and make Contents with each other. They all neglected Esam until today. I called them out. Only silva was top to put him on. Now, they're leaving him with leftovers and forcing the girls to take pictures with him. Cleverlys caption is to gaslight us that Esam also had a share in their enjoyment. Meanwhile, the whole time, no girl allowed him to hit. Don't try to feel among. If you're not welcomed in a setting, feel free to denounce yourself. The classism was much on Esam.

@john3222336 @Weirdand_Random 🥀🙏😭

@Weirdand_Random wtf girl I can actually suck ur clitoris 48 hour non stop

@iam_dinez @wrestlescripts Ayoooo you wilding bruh 🙏😭🥀

@wrestlescripts "Everybody does it?" I haven't seen sasha Banks, Bayley, becky, charlotte ,liv morgan, and even that biggie Nia Jax doing it. You deserved that injury, paige. Dont be a prostitute in your workplace.

Paige on her s*x tapes getting leaked. “My dad stopped me from k*lling myself… I said to myself if my dad, if he’s disappointed in me that’s it I’m done.” “I'm so sorry, Dad. I'm so sorry. He goes, princess, everything's going to be okay. It's just sex everybody does it.”

@Ask_of_lilbaby @FindingKan See as the yansh sef strong 😭

@FindingKan 😂😂

I saw one video of one guy having sex with his babe doing doggy style and his PENIS BROKE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@pknlszn 🫪🫪

me vs 10 Ama Burlands

@ChijiokeBr24 @ChuksEricE @HQNigerianArmy @PoliceNG Ykb 👍🏽

@HQNigerianArmy and @PoliceNG are online warriors 😆 Posing for camera, all holding the guns at the wrong angles. If he clicks the trigger on that AR, the gun will fly and the magazine will most likely hit and injure him. Is he wearing military cloves or cleaner gloves? If the fat man shoots, he will miss all his shots. The only person holding a firearm very well in this video is the older man who seems to be the commander

Inspector-General of Police, Olatunji Disu at the Squadron Commanders’ Training Programme at PMF Training College, Ende-Hills, Nasarawa State👀

@Big_Bestmann This sentence would instantly obliterate a medieval peasant

I beat my meat without lube until I cum then I use my sperm as lube to beat my meat even harder. I do this 3 times everyday. Nobody has ever masturbated like this in history, I am the GOAT.