maddy weissman

I love growling at my friends and then releasing a massive bark in their ear... very cathartic 10/10 would recommend

got into a fender bender today. I held in my tears until we exchanged information and the man pulled away. I think that was very #girlboss of me.

@hgracekin laugh out loud

@ferbfletcherfan Um u good sis?

"So yeah, I'm not like in love with you. Well, I guess I am in love with you... just like, as a brother in Christ. yeah, I'm in love with you as a brother in Christ," - Me to my brother in Christ earlier this week

I’m so glad I have the best taste in music.

ppl from broward b like “i kno a spot” and take u to ugas.

imagine if we called film majors movie majors... I think that would really knock them down a peg

Watching The Irishman the way Scorsese intended

oy vey

@themaxlowe no words... this photo says it all

@nickgriffith_ like no... but ok???

Dolly Parton wrote “Jolene” and “I Will Always Love You” on the same day and I’ve been “getting ready to vacuum” for the past two weeks.

@nickgriffith_ maybe let’s not swear on God’s name? food for thought??

@nickgriffith_ @hahendrikse definetly not wtf

@nickgriffith_ in the words of @hahendrikse “gatekeep, gaslight, girlboss”

@nickgriffith_ don’t come for our brand

@nickgriffith_ fact: you do not speak facts

Jojo Siwa is literally Elton John

@leonardcowalski lil numbness in right side of my body followed my intense migranes for 3 days

Your rap name is “lil” + the last reason you were in the hospital

@hgracekin no

@ferbfletcherfan How come every time u freestyle u get stressed bc you can’t remember the words..... #sus

so fun facts i am a freestyle rapper no lie