psychosexual prophet

jewish girl with double d's call those big yiddies

tony soprano summer (making no progress in therapy, eating ice cream sundaes, staring forlornly at swimming pools, watching old movies)

SOMEONE LEFT THE CAKE OUT IN THE RAIN???

they should let me go inside everyone’s house just to see

edit for clarity: My baby died and now Im selling its shoes. It never got a chance to wear them on account of dying first.

Sunday: Madonna Monday: Madonna Tuesday: Whore Wednesday: Toss-Up Thursday: Whore Friday: Madonna Saturday: Whore

I want that fable on my desk, AESOP!

hey do you want to go out with me? I have no availability until next sunday and I hate texting btw

#ready for the oscars

janelle monae i know youre too cool to do this but if you adapted the archandroid to a stage show you would win 10 million billion awards and also all the love in my heart. ok thanks

oh you love a colorblind casting of a regency era romance drama with elaborate elevated costumes and a modern take on classical music???? oh do you????? where were you when dave malloy lost best orchestrations to fucking to break in a glove bitch

i do have a lingering resentment towards the bridgerton craze because you bitches didnt appreciate natasha pierre and the great comet of 1812 when you fucking had it

Winter in Massachusetts

see if it were me if I was the doctor I would’ve called CPS the moment the third little monkey showed up with a bump on his head from jumping on the bed

getting drunk is lowkey so gay like oh you want a cock in your tail?

It must have felt so good to shove open the saloon doors hard af

they should make a post office just for people who know how to be in the post office

riot grrl band named blonde force trauma

If I'm butter, if I'm butter If I'm butter, then he's a hot knife He makes my heart a CinemaScope screen Showing the dancing bird of paradise

do not fuck your coworker. fucking your coworker is the mind killer

listening to my top songs of 2025 playlist and going omg i love this song after each song