𝔹𝔸𝕊𝕊 𝕊𝕃𝕌𝕋 ⛓⚔️ {𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪/𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞} 🫘

even woke up with my head wedged in the garbage can. bffr

i hate that my health is at a nonstop decline. what do you mean i had a seizure just trying to get some fucking cereal

@crystalbitty youre so real for this

clitmogging. clitmaxxing.

tiktok: “whats a word that starts with L and ends with N” my girlfriend.. confidently: “Lasagnian”

‘pee is stored in the balls? horny is stored in the throat’

signature chicken lettuce

“im not allowed to tokyo drift into mattress firm”

“you guys are aggravating the ducks”

“is that a big blunt?” me: *holding my literal grandpa* “no”

yaoi: omg he… touched my hand.. yuri:

— Unknown

“i saw a bundle of sage one time and was like - oh shit”

“my balls are in their prime. i have to kms right now for the plot”

me tryna remember if i actually said that or i’m being manipulated bc i have bad memory

@crystalbitty heard meet me in vegas bby

@fern__444 my ring size is 5 and i like an oval cut 🥰

☁️☁️☁️

i don’t play around with my trinkets and things