fern

Just clogged one of the two toilets at work. Must’ve been the chicken tenders from the bowling alley from last night #roughstart

@MulliganMan95 #DixonTiconderooga

The ProV1 of Pencils #Ticonderoga

Yea Grub sorry you’re not HIM #redmoon

@FintHint I won’t stand for nasty comments on my gift from god. Have you seen Mike today? #guinessinmybed

@fernmcgern Friday Caeser wrap? #get #your #bread #up #bud

Can AI replace this gift from god that I just received from Just Salad? Nope, didn’t think so #mediumsauce #mikehadnosafeword

Finna go upstairs and smoke some crack #uncleE

@wcmoo1420 Bounced on Bryson, bounced on Akshay #AugustaFern

@fernmcgern Who you bouncing on fern?

Ball up top

Happy Gubi Tuesdi to all who celebrate @Markgubicza

@MulliganMan95 All you see is the skids of labor, rather than the fruits of your labor #stinkypoop

Poop Tweet @fernmcgern Worst part about an automatic flush toilet is not being able to see the finished product. Sincerely,

Wait holy shit Rup is him

Ball up top

@wcmoo1420 @FintHint @ricktherenga Himhimhimhimhimhim

Me describing the members of brothers night @FintHint @ricktherenga @fernmcgern

@BrandonNCAAB Holy shit him him him

Thank you God! ❤️

@Beatinthebook66 Bro you’re ass, give it up

On a poor stretch recently, 0-3 yesterday. Do have a big play in NBA tonight, time to get back on track

I woke up pissed off today #writeupszn

20 count ranch, large fries, double quarter pounder with cheese, large Powerade #sydneythomas