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Shower - Becky G kinda Saturday #Gaytweet

If yo chick come close to me, she ain’t goin home where she post to be

I’m so straight it’s kinda sick #ilovetitsandass

Think I met my wife at hooters

Death, taxes, and going commando at the strip club

Keep faking a phone call just to go outside to rip ass #PleaseHelp

Avril Lavigne is Taylor Swift but without all the bullshit

Consider that king in me

Need that king in me

I’d suck a fart out of Rebecca Fergusons ass no 🧢

Starting to feel a little abused like a coffee machine in an office

We have been deceived. Shaka Smart has hair #Terps

Battle of the Balds tonight #Terps

I’m sad to say I caved. We’ll try No Nut November again next year

Can’t wait to see my Spotify wrapped and Nasty be my most listened to song

I’ve seen enough. Mets year

Think I will enjoy myself an Olde E this football Sunday

Billy Edwards Jr make me cream my jeans today

My piece tonight #toast