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Rip doordash y’all lost a good 200,000 off chicago alone😭😭😭

Instagram be beggin me to download Threads, I’M NOT!

I'm mad at Klay because of what I had to read on my TL all weekend lol

Especially at work

He just Zion with better portion control.

Celebrity break ups really be ruining yall day lmao

I ain’t seen cartoon PTSD like that since …

Whoever hiring these new cta drivers gotta stop. The drive the buses like they lil ass impalas

my fault big bro you got it ✌🏾

The most exhausting, unspoken burden on men in modern dating is that they are expected to be the sole architects of the relationship. A man is expected to initiate the first text, plan the dates, fund the experiences, orchestrate the proposal, and constantly drive the romance forward. We have completely normalized a culture where a woman’s mere presence is considered her "effort." The absolute second a man gets tired of being the only engine keeping the relationship moving and asks for equal romantic effort, he is instantly accused of being "inconsistent" or "low effort." We demand 50/50 modern equality, but aggressively enforce traditional male burdens the exact moment romance is involved.

We need invincible season 5 and 6 ASAP Nno more 8 episode seasons

i need my girl to look and laugh at my jokes like @PontiacMadeDDG did for duke

This student loan shit really just ruined my whole day lmao

Society: Get a job, work for 45 years, invest in your 401k for 44 years, retire when you’re 67 and enjoy your freedom and family time. Me:

Yeaaa conquest had to go

Holy shit what was that nigga saying to get did like this

if we dating keep yo friends out our business

ABC has canceled The Bachelorette after their lead was seen in a leaked footage physically attacking her ex-boyfriend and throwing metal chairs at him while her child was present and reportedly the child was struck during the altercation.

Actually shout out to Raven for puttin Lee Thompson Young on her Rushmore

#CoonConvos #MoonCricketTalks