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Na your name de miss. Mr real.

I’m looking for a male chef in Abuja that can work 5 times a week. Location: Durumi. The cooking is for just one person. If interested, please send a DM or tag someone.

@Naiballer Ai

@Kadotttt There will nobody to tell us what happened.

If my car is on high speed and the brakes suddenly fail can I just turn off the car to stop it from moving?

@beri_grizou If you’re not a morning person you can’t even afford to argue in the morning. Like I don’t talk until at least 2hrs after I wake up.

Gilmore has helped us explain what most relationships are like nowadays 😂😂😭

In the late 1800s, especially in the UK, players who represented their country were literally given a physical cap (a hat) for every international match they played.

@Cfc_Kemboi Cus he’s not our main striker.

Quick one : Why Is Liam Delap Not Getting The Same Treatment As Nico Jackson ?

@slay_jimmy @TheRealCEOAmber This sounds personal.

@TheRealCEOAmber You live in the rural part of Owerri. Where did you see Tesla to drive?

Please make sure you drive a Tesla before you leave this world. That car is insane! I just drove one today.

@dammiedammie35 VDM will be smiling in heaven 🕊️

Admist the Mitchy drama, Jojo of Lele and other ratel members have resumed their regular monthly Ratel sanitation ✊🏽✨

@adams_miide I know one they call him Biggy

Never seen a fat aboki

@HighChiefOkoro Why the sudden romance with ADC prospective candidate ?

Forget all the 2022/2023 hype, Rotimi Amaechi did 20 times better as Governor of Rivers State, than Peter Obi did as Anambra State Governor.

@Tobe_Chrysla @IkukuomaC The gift was presented to him on the stage. there’s nothing absolutely wrong with opening the package on the stage.

@fesshotz_ @IkukuomaC There is a way to behave in every situation. When people give gifts it’s not to be opened in front of them or the public, she lacks courtesy.

Phyno gave this man an expensive gift for his birthday and the wife tried to unbox the gift in public... People don't know how to act

@toktomenicely @IkukuomaC Did the husband complain to you?

@fesshotz_ @IkukuomaC Clown was the gift even for her to begin with

@hypetribeng Why is he sitting like Asa ?

Asake Spotted Out in Dubai 🇦🇪 🪖

@emmaikumeh APC go just de laugh 😂

"We, the ADC South-South leaders, have unanimously agreed to give Rotimi Amaechi our full support for the ADC Presidential Ticket" - ​Chief John Odigie-Oyegun Hmmm lol 😆

@dammy4trueluv Thought we’re supposed to bathe once a week?

99% of men don’t bathe at night.

@osemagnum @heedybel 5 million in Kano please

you get a job offer... you have to choose one in 15 seconds. 5 million/month in Kano 2 million/month in Benin 1.5 million/month in Abia 2 million/month in Abuja 950k/month in Lagos 2 million/month in Ibadan don't lie, use only 15 seconds.

@guzu_p @Jimmie_tobie This is somebody’s wife abeg take am easy.

One day, we'll all agree that the only reason we never called simi ugly all these years was because we thought she was a good woman.

@TaraBull She almost eat it.

A whatical?